The Tell Koan Anything Thread

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:11 am

With all these question threads, I thought about time we had a thread for statements. Go ahead, use me to assert yourself.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:13 am

Koan

I'll say WHAT I want WHEN I want TO WHOM I want. Period!

that felt good

thank you :p

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am

But what if I have nothing profound to say to you today? can you get back to me tomorrow, maybe/

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am

cherandbuster wrote: Koan

I'll say WHAT I want WHEN I want TO WHOM I want. Period!

that felt good

thank you :p

I completely support your decision. Well done!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:14 am

Marie5656 wrote: But what if I have nothing profound to say to you today? can you get back to me tomorrow, maybe/

Take your time, take your time. A good assertion needs build up.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:15 am

I'm eating soup.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:15 am

And if you don't like it, well buddy, that's just too damn bad!

I had to go again

because it felt so damn good :guitarist

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:17 am

And if any of you think I'm too nice or mushy, well, you KNOW where you can stick your comment!

I'm done now :p

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:17 am

cherandbuster wrote: And if you don't like it, well buddy, that's just too damn bad!

I had to go again

because it felt so damn good :guitarist

Get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Cher? You seem a bit on edge. Here, have some chocolate.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:18 am

Marie5656 wrote: Get up on the wrong side of the bed today, Cher? You seem a bit on edge. Here, have some chocolate.

Awww Marie :-4

It just felt good to be bitchy

I'm really done now

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: What goes around, comes around
And what goes up must come down.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am

sunny104 wrote: I'm eating soup.

With crackers in it?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:19 am

koan wrote: And what goes up must come down.

Well, except for gas prices, maybe.:driving:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:22 am

koan wrote: With crackers in it?
sour cream and onion chips

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:26 am

Hey, Koan..I had popcorn for lunch today. that's it, just popcorn.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:26 am

cherandbuster wrote: And if any of you think I'm too nice or mushy, well, you KNOW where you can stick your comment!

I'm done now :p

it's a public service really.

there should be an option to smash something as well.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:27 am

Marie5656 wrote: Hey, Koan..I had popcorn for lunch today. that's it, just popcorn.

no butter? salt perhaps?

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:29 am

Marie5656 wrote: Well, except for gas prices, maybe.:driving:
It's off the dollar scale now

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Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:30 am

i without doubt am the most annoying human being on gods earth nothing nasty, just pranks laughs usual wrong side of 40 brain of 13 year old stuff for years I've had it all my own way till now my 12 year old step son has caught up he is probably worse than me now salt in your cup of tea , hiding the t v remote any thing is fair game

today i wanted to watch star trek enterprise and he kept bouncing a football in the t v room so much so in the end i turned off the t v much to his amusement then it hit me my statement is

its me being annoyed by someone copying me being annoying in other words

ITS ME ANNOYING ME

DOH DOH DOH DOH

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:33 am

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Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:33 am

koan wrote: no butter? salt perhaps?

OK, you got me. Light butter, some salt.

Now please excuse me, I want to wander off and see if I can bug Cher for a bit. :sneaky:

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:35 am

Marie5656 wrote: Now please excuse me, I want to wander off and see if I can bug Cher for a bit. :sneaky:

YOU KNOCK THAT OFF, MARIE :yh_beatup

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:35 am

jimbo wrote: i without doubt am the most annoying human being on gods earth nothing nasty, just pranks laughs usual wrong side of 40 brain of 13 year old stuff for years I've had it all my own way till now my 12 year old step son has caught up he is probably worse than me now salt in your cup of tea , hiding the t v remote any thing is fair game

today i wanted to watch star trek enterprise and he kept bouncing a football in the t v room so much so in the end i turned off the t v much to his amusement then it hit me my statement is

its me being annoyed by someone copying me being annoying in other words

ITS ME ANNOYING ME

DOH DOH DOH DOH

you're still not "the most annoying thing in the world"

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minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:37 am

OK I am jealous of your migration.

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:42 am

Even though I argue with you I secretly like you..

but don't tell anyone

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:47 am

cherandbuster wrote: YOU KNOCK THAT OFF, MARIE :yh_beatup

Aha..it worked. I bugged her.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 9:51 am

My sig. line says it all.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:04 am

minks wrote: OK I am jealous of your migration.

gives you more people you can stay with when you visit

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:05 am

zinkyusa wrote: Even though I argue with you I secretly like you..

but don't tell anyone

your secret's safe with me.

now shove off!:D

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:06 am

YZGI wrote: My sig. line says it all.

I can't see sigs.

could you paste it? keeps it intact for posterity in case you change it later on.

Ocnbrz · Post by **Ocnbrz** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:15 am

I have had enough!!! :-5

of what I am unsure but I am positive what ever it is I have had enough of it. :-3

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:15 am

koan wrote: gives you more people you can stay with when you visit

see you in january

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:20 am

Sig. line:

I apologize for what I have already said, what I am about to say and what I am thinking.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:21 am

Ocnbrz wrote: I have had enough!!! :-5

of what I am unsure but I am positive what ever it is I have had enough of it. :-3

enough is a subjective word. I'll allow it in the manner used.

If, however, you were to say that it was "too much" I might object.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:22 am

minks wrote: see you in january

just don't count on my cooking if you want to live

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:23 am

YZGI wrote: Sig. line:

I apologize for what I have already said, what I am about to say and what I am thinking.

no no no.

You are supposed to assert what you have said, are about to say and are thinking.

This isn't an apology thread. Apologies are for wimps!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:26 am

If my husband calls me "Dr. Feelgood" one more time, I'm gonna belt him! :yh_frustr

oops I said I was done didn't I?

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:27 am

koan wrote: no no no.

You are supposed to assert what you have said, are about to say and are thinking.

This isn't an apology thread. Apologies are for wimps!

You have no idea what I'm thinking though.:wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:27 am

cherandbuster wrote: If my husband calls me "Dr. Feelgood" one more time, I'm gonna belt him! :yh_frustr

oops I said I was done didn't I?

Is that in reference to your positive attitude or your shapliness?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:28 am

koan wrote: Is that in reference to your positive attitude or your shapliness?

#1

but #2 would be excellent :guitarist

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:30 am

cherandbuster wrote: #1

but #2 would be excellent :guitarist
Perhaps you could call him Dr. Strangelove in return?

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:33 am

koan wrote: Perhaps you could call him Dr. Strangelove in return?

I prefer Mr. Grouchy Middle-Aged Man

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:36 am

Koan how long will you be offline during the move? We will surely miss your um "wisdom" on matters.

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:39 am

YZGI wrote: Koan how long will you be offline during the move? We will surely miss your um "wisdom" on matters.

Probably offline for about 2 weeks. Except for the occasional visit to an internet cafe.

Not that anyone should stop asserting themselves while I'm away! By all means carry on!

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:40 am

cherandbuster wrote: I prefer Mr. Grouchy Middle-Aged Man

I used to call my ex "Eeyore" because that's exactly what he sounded like.

"no use trying..."

"...it'll never happen anyway"

koan · Post by **koan** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:46 am

Hamster wrote: I'd like to tell Koan how much I admire her intelligence and humour..:-6
back at you!

that's a very clever thread of your own you have going.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:59 am

koan wrote: back at you!

that's a very clever thread of your own you have going.

I'd like Koan to tell me how wonderful, beautiful, witty and lovely I am