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A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:17 pm
by Beagle
Don't know if this has been posted in the past......
A Woman's Poem
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the sh** out of him...
Like his MOMMA used to do.
:D
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:18 pm
by guppy
:yh_rotfl i quite enjoyed this story...............:guitarist
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:19 pm
by DesignerGal
Hooray!!!!!
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:38 pm
by cherandbuster
OH YEAH! :guitarist
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:59 pm
by guppy
Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!
LOL, i thought the SAME thing. Hammy!!:wah:
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:09 pm
by Beagle
Hamster wrote: Beagle....I could have done with that a few years ago!!
I hear that Hammy! LOL
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:19 pm
by Beagle
Pinky wrote: PMSL!!!! I'll have to remember that one:sneaky:
Pinky - I love your post abbreviations - some of them I can figure out - what about this one? PMSL? (I'm a relative newbie to posting here so I'll probably ask this question often......LOL)
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:56 pm
by Beagle
Pinky wrote: Don't worry mate, I remember when I didn't know what any of them were!
It means P1ssing myself laughing!
Thanks! I was actually going to guess Peeing Myself Silly Laughing, but I would have felt like an idiot if I had been wrong - but I was close all along! LOL
A Woman's Poem
Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 pm
by Brownley
That is fantastic!
Ill be forever thankful my Partners Mum is a terrible cook and housewife, he thinks he's won lotto with me
