There are 5 NEW BOYFRIENDS!
I am seeing five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse shows up,
and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from
joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with
Ben Gay.
:rolleyes:
