Blonde joke!!

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 3:53 pm

A blond lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"

"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $100 for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to," said the blonde. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts. Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified!! There was the blonde walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $100 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde, "but we had money left over---so now we're going to Sea World."

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:00 pm

:wah: Oh, that is cute!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:02 pm

Guffaw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

weber · Post by **weber** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:04 pm

AussiePam wrote: Guffaw !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're blonde Pam. Don't you get tired of dem blonde jokes. :-3 Here are a couple monkeys 4 U:wah:

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:39 pm

That was hilarious!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 7:39 pm

Listen, Miriam... I AM a blonde joke. Grin. I got used to it in grade school and learnt that being the class clown can also have some benefits.

And of course the Fool, Joker, Jester, Clown, Harlequin etc etc have a very long and noble history of blondeness.

I think even the great Thinker, Socrates said something to the effect he was blonde because he knew that he was not blonde. Whatever!!! :sneaky:

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:08 am

My daughter is blonde, and loves blonde jokes too... she pouts and pretends she doesn't, when someone else tells one... but she is the first to tell one herself!! Go figure... :-6

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:22 am

:wah:

There is a hidden irony in that joke.