Why Oreos are better than men. Adult!

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:03 am

Why Oreos are Better than Men

(Compiled by Little Keebler Elves!)

They don't scream if you twist them too hard.

They don't get drunk and throw up in your bed.

They are always good.

They go away when you want them too.

Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.

Don't have to worry about the last person who ate one.

It's always fun to swallow.

They never talk.

When it makes a mess in your bed, it's easy to clean.

The creamy white stuff tastes good.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:22 am

WOOO HOOO....and they don't make you sleep in a wet spot! :wah:

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:23 am

Lulu2 wrote: WOOO HOOO....and they don't make you sleep in a wet spot! :wah:

ewww. Been there.

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:24 am

Marie5656 wrote: Rather have chocolate in your teeth than hair.

It's always fun to swallow.

The creamy white stuff tastes good.

Marie

That was so funny

These three were my favorites :guitarist

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:28 am

Yeah but can they hunt fresh Bear meat, drag the carcass back for you to cook and clean?

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:06 am

:yh_rotfl

except I don't have a sweet tooth...I'll take the real thing....:sneaky:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:50 am

"Yeah but can they hunt fresh Bear meat, drag the carcass back for you to cook and clean?"

(Thanking my lucky stars that the answer to this question is a resounding "NO!")