First penis transplant reversed after two weeks

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ArnoldLayne wrote: Ive donated mine to medical science. Ive left instructions for it to be shared fairly amongst the recipients to save any hard feelings


So they'll have to chop it up to stop it working then?
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Do they get to vote on which part they get? :wah:

I'm wondering what the "swollen shape" looked like? :thinking: It must've REALLY frustrated the surgeons! Imagine transplanting something with such a rich blood/nerve supply!
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:wah: :wah: :wah:
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Does this mean he's wearing it upside down??:confused: :thinking:
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SnoozeControl wrote:

:lips:


Do you mind - I was eating my supper!
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The doctor's name is HU WEILIE.......should we go there? :wah:
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SnoozeControl wrote: Things would be looking up then.

Oh dear. :rolleyes:


or down?:confused:

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Lulu2 wrote: The doctor's name is HU WEILIE.......should we go there? :wah:


It's Chinese for new willie:wah:

well someone was gonna
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I just KNEW I could count on you Zinkmeister!
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Lulu2 wrote: I just KNEW I could count on you Zinkmeister!


:yh_giggle
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All this talk of disecting and chopping up willies is making me nervous....:-3
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(Once again, though, I'd like to praise the surgeons...I can't imagine the complexity of the job they did....and it worked, too!) (Well, except for that unfortunate "swelling.") (Do you suppose it looked like a LOOFAH?)
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Lulu2 wrote: (Once again, though, I'd like to praise the surgeons...I can't imagine the complexity of the job they did....and it worked, too!) (Well, except for that unfortunate "swelling.") (Do you suppose it looked like a LOOFAH?)


http://www.chemistrystore.com/loofah.htm



:D
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Or perhaps it resembled a zeppelin? A crook-neck squash? Or..being Chinese...a winter melon? The mind reels....
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Yes...thoughts of winter melon turn to SOUP...and we don't want to go there....

OMG! What did they DO with it, once it was removed? Have a "USED PENIS" sale?
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Pinky wrote: I'll stick with the loofah:)


loofah's are kinda soft and squishy aren't they:eek:
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zinkyusa wrote: http://www.chemistrystore.com/loofah.htm



:D


i noticed all the ones over 12 inches were out of stock. :thinking:
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Lulu2 wrote: Yes...thoughts of winter melon turn to SOUP...and we don't want to go there....


bet it looks like an eggroll:wah: :wah:
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(COULD they recycle the thing?) :-3
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours.....:thinking::-3
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Pinky wrote: Haha! You first...:D


Er....ummmm.... *woppy's thinking how the hell am I gonna get out of this one *:-3
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Woppy....I AM SHOWING YOU MINE!
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There ya go.:wah: damn zoom function is broken.

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that Is An Armpit!
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Lulu2 wrote: Woppy....I AM SHOWING YOU MINE!


:yh_ooooo:o
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woppy71 wrote: There ya go.:wah: damn zoom function is broken.


ah is it the Martian landscape?:confused:
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:wah:
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It IS sexy!
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OUCH. Who did they get the transplant from? John Bobbit??
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:wah: Now that really WOULD be recycling!
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Pinky wrote: Ya wanna see the the powerful exciting source of my passion?

It's pink and vibrates...

Here it is:





Very nice, How much did it cost?
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Pinky wrote: £890. Ebay!

Had to ride it back from Seaham near Durham though.

I must love travelling:rolleyes:

Glutton for punishment


Bloody ell'

Buying bikes on ebay!:wah:

I was wondering if you were the famous "pink lady" that rode a pink Gixxer thou around brands at a female frenzy event back in the early 90's. Blokes were chasing her round the track all day....:-4
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