Three surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had
performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in the USA. In my favorite case, a
concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and
eight months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both
legs in an accident,
I reattached them, and two years later he won a medal in track and field
events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman
was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train
traveling eighty miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's
blonde hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now
she's a senator from New York.
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Oooooh, when you said blonde hair and horse's ass, I immediately thought, "ah, Ann Coulter."
But then, who would even bother putting her back together again?
But then, who would even bother putting her back together again?
