Union Rules
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:25 pm
Jon, a dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Offended at such
unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a
more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally
he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a
union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girl
gets $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next."
and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,
he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Offended at such
unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a
more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally
he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a
union house.
We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girl
gets $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said.
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year
old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and
according to union rules, she's next."