Union Rules

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:25 pm

Jon, a dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas

and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one,

he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"

"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered. Offended at such

unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a

more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally

he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a

union house.

We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girl

gets $80 and the house gets $20."

"That's more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a

stunningly attractive blonde.

"I'd like her," he said.

"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year

old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and

according to union rules, she's next."

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:39 pm

How much did yo...er, um, I mean, how much did ETHEL make per week, Grumpiez? :wah:

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:37 pm

:yh_rotfl Unions!

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:20 pm

Lulu2 wrote: How much did yo...er, um, I mean, how much did ETHEL make per week, Grumpiez? :wah:

Damn Lulu I can't trust you with any of my secrets.

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:48 pm

Grumpaz...there's no crime in MANAGEMENT! Look at Heidi Fleiss! I'm told she's opening a house for women clientele in Nevada.....want to go check it out? :sneaky: