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A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England town where Paul Newman and his family often visited. One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip chocolate ice cream cone. She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor. There was only one other patron in the store: Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee. The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with those famous baby-blue eyes. The actor nodded graciously and the star-struck woman smiled demurely.

Pull yourself together, she chided herself. You're a happily married woman with three children; you're forty-five years old, not a teenager! The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate icecream cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction.

When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful of change - but her other hand was empty. Where's my ice cream cone? Did I leave it in the store? Back into the shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a holder on the counter or something. But no ice cream cone was in sight. With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman. His face broke into his familiar warm, friendly grin and he said to the woman, "You put it in your purse."
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Post by 911 »

:wah: :wah:

Sounds like something I would do!!
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Post by koan »

It is nice that he paid enough attention to notice what happened. Not something that happens in Hollywood.
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Post by G-man »

Cute! That's too funny. :wah:


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Post by Lulu2 »

GREAT story! Can you imagine him...watching her put an ice cream cone in her purse and trying to decide whether or not to bring it to her attention? :wah:
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Post by venus »

:wah: thats a good one:D
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Post by sunny104 »

911 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Sounds like something I would do!!
me too!! :yh_blush :wah:
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Post by Uncle Kram »

Was he eating hard-boiled eggs? :wah:


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Post by Lulu2 »

That one went right over my head, avuncular one. :confused:
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Post by weber »

Best laugh I have had today. :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

At least she didn't lick at her change:D :wah:
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Post by G-man »

:wah: Ah yes... "Cool Hand Luke: Is that Your answer, Old Man? I guess You're a hard case, too." :D

Newman-O's! :-4


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Post by Uncle Kram »

I'm bloated just thinkin about it :wah:

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