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Go ahead guess. I will only answer yes or no.

Does this ailment make noise?

Is it terminal??

Hydroseal

Nocturnal hemorrhoids

Will a fluffy pillow make you feel better?:)

Does it involve an itchy rash? :yh_think

Hmmm, Doc Nomad hasn't said no to any of these suggestions!:-3

Is it contageous?

Does it give you a girlish laugh?

Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?

Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?

Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?

Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?

Do you have pink bunny eyes?

Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?

Do you have fleas?

Are you oozing anywhere? :p

Do you smell? :wah:

Are you now, or at any time previous to this, been a member of the American Communist Party? Nothing to do with the ailment, just checking.

chonsigirl wrote: Hmmm, Doc Nomad hasn't said no to any of these suggestions!:-3


BLIND?

Does it cause you to sweat...er ...a ...perspire at night?

Dose "DUST" drive you right up the wall...:-3 Are you a "CLEAN FREAK"

I'm guessing Dancing Fever.

a.d.d



barrotitis



asynergia????



oh no maybe he is catatonic...or dogotonic????:-3

Morning sickness?

Gout ?



Scabies ?



Rabies ???



Tooth decay ?



Athletes foot ?



Dodgy eye ?





Whatever it is, give me a shout and I'll come and tuck you up in bed with a nice hot drink and some soothing words....







Please note....I DON'T DO BED BATHS....

Fingers went numb, can't type?

Prostrate problems ?

Dead leg

Dead arm

Dead head

Tennis elbow

Housemaids knee :wah:

RSI

Stomach Ulcer

Do you have pinworms?:-2

rabies?

I think you have "Alice in Wonderland" syndrome:-3

is your tin-foil hat interfering with any mercury dental fillings you might have?

Are you

hearing voices

seeing dead people

answering yourself

wetting the bed

having night sweats

having hot flashes

have the uncontrolable urge to lick metal

sudden weight gain

have cravings?

Seeing the Virgin Mary in Ink Blots?

Hasn't he 'coughed up ' yet....the suspense is killing me, and I'm running out of ideas

Sphincter dilation

Rapunzel wrote: Is it contageous?

Does it give you a girlish laugh?

Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?

Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?

Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?

Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?

Do you have pink bunny eyes?

Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?

Do you have fleas?

Are you oozing anywhere? :p

Do you smell? :wah:


Altho all the suggestions made me ROTFLMAO, this list really cracked me up.

I believe he may be ailing from all the ones mentioned in this thread.

However, if not, that only leaves:

Hybobbaloris

Eppigootis

I think due to lack of response from Nomad he suffers from



Rigor Mortis

Does it burn when you pee?:wah:

Hamster wrote: :wah: :wah:



He is here-just stalking!


Is STALKING an ailment ???:D

Halitosis?

SnoozeControl wrote: Is it limited to only men?
no...

cars wrote: Does this ailment make noise?
only when I scream

are you going to answer every single question we all asked you?? ahahaha have fun see you in a week

Marie5656 wrote: Is it terminal??
I suspect it is. The doctors wont tell you that but I know different.

SnoozeControl wrote: Do you feel uncomfortable wearing clothing?
yes...

Nomad wrote: I suspect it is. The doctors wont tell you that but I know different.


are you pulling our legs??

jbbarker1947 wrote: Hydroseal


no I dont think so...maybe they call it that in Texas though

jbbarker1947 wrote: Nocturnal hemorrhoids


I wish !

chonsigirl wrote: Will a fluffy pillow make you feel better?:)


no that wont help

koan wrote: Does it involve an itchy rash? :yh_think




thats another thread

Rapunzel wrote: Is it contageous?



Does it give you a girlish laugh?



Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?



Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?



Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?



Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?



Do you have pink bunny eyes?



Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?



Do you have fleas?



Are you oozing anywhere? :p



Do you smell? :wah:






no

except for the girlish laugh

minks wrote: are you pulling our legs??




That reminds me

Have you ever smelled moth balls ?

How did you get their little legs apart ?