Guess My Ailment

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:38 pm

Go ahead guess. I will only answer yes or no.

cars · Post by **cars** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:51 pm

Does this ailment make noise?

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:53 pm

Is it terminal??

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:58 pm

Hydroseal

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:59 pm

Nocturnal hemorrhoids

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:01 pm

Will a fluffy pillow make you feel better?:)

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:06 pm

Does it involve an itchy rash? :yh_think

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:31 pm

Hmmm, Doc Nomad hasn't said no to any of these suggestions!:-3

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:35 pm

Is it contageous?

Does it give you a girlish laugh?

Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?

Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?

Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?

Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?

Do you have pink bunny eyes?

Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?

Do you have fleas?

Are you oozing anywhere? :p

Do you smell? :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:38 pm

Are you now, or at any time previous to this, been a member of the American Communist Party? Nothing to do with the ailment, just checking.

Shweet tatersalad · Post by **Shweet tatersalad** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:40 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Hmmm, Doc Nomad hasn't said no to any of these suggestions!:-3

BLIND?

ZAP · Post by **ZAP** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:26 pm

Does it cause you to sweat...er ...a ...perspire at night?

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:16 pm

Dose "DUST" drive you right up the wall...:-3 Are you a "CLEAN FREAK"

white_rose · Post by **white_rose** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:15 am

I'm guessing Dancing Fever.

venus · Post by **venus** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 4:44 am

a.d.d

barrotitis

asynergia????

oh no maybe he is catatonic...or dogotonic????:-3

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:27 am

Morning sickness?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:38 am

Gout ?

Scabies ?

Rabies ???

Tooth decay ?

Athletes foot ?

Dodgy eye ?

Whatever it is, give me a shout and I'll come and tuck you up in bed with a nice hot drink and some soothing words....

Please note....I DON'T DO BED BATHS....

cars · Post by **cars** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:40 am

Fingers went numb, can't type?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:45 am

Prostrate problems ?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:47 am

Dead leg

Dead arm

Dead head

Tennis elbow

Housemaids knee :wah:

RSI

Stomach Ulcer

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:18 am

Do you have pinworms?:-2

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:48 am

rabies?

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:11 am

I think you have "Alice in Wonderland" syndrome:-3

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:49 am

is your tin-foil hat interfering with any mercury dental fillings you might have?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:09 am

Are you

hearing voices

seeing dead people

answering yourself

wetting the bed

having night sweats

having hot flashes

have the uncontrolable urge to lick metal

sudden weight gain

have cravings?

Seeing the Virgin Mary in Ink Blots?

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:46 am

Hasn't he 'coughed up ' yet....the suspense is killing me, and I'm running out of ideas

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:48 am

Sphincter dilation

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:11 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Is it contageous?

Does it give you a girlish laugh?

Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?

Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?

Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?

Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?

Do you have pink bunny eyes?

Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?

Do you have fleas?

Are you oozing anywhere? :p

Do you smell? :wah:

Altho all the suggestions made me ROTFLMAO, this list really cracked me up.

I believe he may be ailing from all the ones mentioned in this thread.

However, if not, that only leaves:

Hybobbaloris

Eppigootis

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:16 pm

I think due to lack of response from Nomad he suffers from

Rigor Mortis

fisher · Post by **fisher** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:22 pm

Does it burn when you pee?:wah:

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:41 pm

Hamster wrote: :wah: :wah:

He is here-just stalking!

Is STALKING an ailment ???:D

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:07 pm

Halitosis?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:10 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Is it limited to only men?
no...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:10 pm

cars wrote: Does this ailment make noise?
only when I scream

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:11 pm

are you going to answer every single question we all asked you?? ahahaha have fun see you in a week

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:11 pm

Marie5656 wrote: Is it terminal??
I suspect it is. The doctors wont tell you that but I know different.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:11 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: Do you feel uncomfortable wearing clothing?
yes...

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:12 pm

Nomad wrote: I suspect it is. The doctors wont tell you that but I know different.

are you pulling our legs??

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:14 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: Hydroseal

no I dont think so...maybe they call it that in Texas though

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:14 pm

jbbarker1947 wrote: Nocturnal hemorrhoids

I wish !

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:15 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Will a fluffy pillow make you feel better?:)

no that wont help

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:16 pm

koan wrote: Does it involve an itchy rash? :yh_think

thats another thread

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:17 pm

Rapunzel wrote: Is it contageous?

Does it give you a girlish laugh?

Are we allowed to see photographic evidence of your ailment?

Can we see you in a hospital gown, the kind which doesn't meet at the back?

Are you covered in pink and yellow blobs?

Can you pass it on through kissing/ touching/ sex or hurling snotgoblins across a room?

Do you have pink bunny eyes?

Does it involve your back and mean you can't do any more painting and decorating for the missus?

Do you have fleas?

Are you oozing anywhere? :p

Do you smell? :wah:

no

except for the girlish laugh

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:18 pm

minks wrote: are you pulling our legs??

That reminds me

Have you ever smelled moth balls ?

How did you get their little legs apart ?