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Pick the month you were born:



January----I kicked

February---I loved

March------I smoked

April------I dry humped

May--------I choked on

June-------I murdered

July-------I did the Macarena with

August-----I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October----I sang to

November---I yelled at

December---I ran over



Pick the day (number) you were born on:



1---------a birdbath

2---------a monster

3---------a phone

4---------a fork

5---------a Mexican

6---------a gangster

7---------my cell phone

8---------my dog

9---------my best friends boyfriend

10--------my neighbor

11--------my science teacher

12--------a banana

13--------a fireman

14--------a stuffed animal

15--------a goat

16--------a pickle

17--------your mom

18--------a spoon

19--------myself

20--------a baseball bat

21--------a ninja

22--------Chuck Norris

23--------a noodle

24--------a squirrel

25--------a football player

26--------my sister

27--------my brother

28--------an ipod

29--------a permanent marker

30--------a llama

31--------a homeless guy



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White-----because I'm cool like that.

Black-----because that's how I roll.

Pink------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red-------because the voices told me to.

Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green-----because I hate myself.

Purple----because I'm cool.

Gray------because I was drunk.

Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000

dollars

Orange----because I hate my family.

Brown-----because I was high.

Other-----because I'm a ninja.

none------because I cant control myself.



Now type out the sentence you made.

I choked on a fork because I hate my family ahahahahahahahahaha

Grumpaz wrote: Pick the month you were born:



January----I kicked

February---I loved

March------I smoked

April------I dry humped

May--------I choked on

June-------I murdered

July-------I did the Macarena with

August-----I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October----I sang to

November---I yelled at

December---I ran over



Pick the day (number) you were born on:



1---------a birdbath

2---------a monster

3---------a phone

4---------a fork

5---------a Mexican

6---------a gangster

7---------my cell phone

8---------my dog

9---------my best friends boyfriend

10--------my neighbor

11--------my science teacher

12--------a banana

13--------a fireman

14--------a stuffed animal

15--------a goat

16--------a pickle

17--------your mom

18--------a spoon

19--------myself

20--------a baseball bat

21--------a ninja

22--------Chuck Norris

23--------a noodle

24--------a squirrel

25--------a football player

26--------my sister

27--------my brother

28--------an ipod

29--------a permanent marker

30--------a llama

31--------a homeless guy



Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:



White-----because I'm cool like that.

Black-----because that's how I roll.

Pink------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red-------because the voices told me to.

Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green-----because I hate myself.

Purple----because I'm cool.

Gray------because I was drunk.

Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000

dollars

Orange----because I hate my family.

Brown-----because I was high.

Other-----because I'm a ninja.

none------because I cant control myself.



Now type out the sentence you made.


What if my shirt is black with pink polka dots?

I did the Macarena with an ipod because that's how I roll. :rolleyes:

LOL...Grumpaz, you find the best stuff!

Welllll.....I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Oh no!!!

I ran over my dog 'cause that's how I roll!

I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and do what I want.

I smoked my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. :-3

Peg wrote: I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and do what I want.


Sexy b*#ch! :-6

I smoked a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :yh_rotfl

I ran over a fireman because I hate my family! :rolleyes:

Hmmm. . .what a cute fireman. . .maybe I should invite him in to make sure everything is O.K. . . . :sneaky:

I had lunch with a phone because that's how I roll???? Hello????????:wah:

I yelled at myself because I was high

Well folks, I'm a deranged pervert -



I dry-humped a Mexican because the voices told me to!!!!!!!!!!!

I dryhumped my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :-3

I swung from the chandeliers with a glass of champagne in my hand because I'll be durned if I'm gonna dryhump any bloody cellphone or dance with cutlery.. hic...

Lulu2 wrote: LOL...Grumpaz, you find the best stuff!

Welllll.....I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!


Was he legal?