I had lunch with a monster because I was high

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:49 pm

Pick the month you were born:

January----I kicked

February---I loved

March------I smoked

April------I dry humped

May--------I choked on

June-------I murdered

July-------I did the Macarena with

August-----I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October----I sang to

November---I yelled at

December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1---------a birdbath

2---------a monster

3---------a phone

4---------a fork

5---------a Mexican

6---------a gangster

7---------my cell phone

8---------my dog

9---------my best friends boyfriend

10--------my neighbor

11--------my science teacher

12--------a banana

13--------a fireman

14--------a stuffed animal

15--------a goat

16--------a pickle

17--------your mom

18--------a spoon

19--------myself

20--------a baseball bat

21--------a ninja

22--------Chuck Norris

23--------a noodle

24--------a squirrel

25--------a football player

26--------my sister

27--------my brother

28--------an ipod

29--------a permanent marker

30--------a llama

31--------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-----because I'm cool like that.

Black-----because that's how I roll.

Pink------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red-------because the voices told me to.

Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green-----because I hate myself.

Purple----because I'm cool.

Gray------because I was drunk.

Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000

dollars

Orange----because I hate my family.

Brown-----because I was high.

Other-----because I'm a ninja.

none------because I cant control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:52 pm

I choked on a fork because I hate my family ahahahahahahahahaha

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:52 pm

Grumpaz wrote: Pick the month you were born:

January----I kicked

February---I loved

March------I smoked

April------I dry humped

May--------I choked on

June-------I murdered

July-------I did the Macarena with

August-----I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October----I sang to

November---I yelled at

December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1---------a birdbath

2---------a monster

3---------a phone

4---------a fork

5---------a Mexican

6---------a gangster

7---------my cell phone

8---------my dog

9---------my best friends boyfriend

10--------my neighbor

11--------my science teacher

12--------a banana

13--------a fireman

14--------a stuffed animal

15--------a goat

16--------a pickle

17--------your mom

18--------a spoon

19--------myself

20--------a baseball bat

21--------a ninja

22--------Chuck Norris

23--------a noodle

24--------a squirrel

25--------a football player

26--------my sister

27--------my brother

28--------an ipod

29--------a permanent marker

30--------a llama

31--------a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-----because I'm cool like that.

Black-----because that's how I roll.

Pink------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red-------because the voices told me to.

Blue------because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Green-----because I hate myself.

Purple----because I'm cool.

Gray------because I was drunk.

Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000

dollars

Orange----because I hate my family.

Brown-----because I was high.

Other-----because I'm a ninja.

none------because I cant control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made.

What if my shirt is black with pink polka dots?

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:53 pm

I did the Macarena with an ipod because that's how I roll.

:rolleyes:

Lulu2 · Post by **Lulu2** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:54 pm

LOL...Grumpaz, you find the best stuff!

Welllll.....I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:58 pm

Oh no!!!

I ran over my dog 'cause that's how I roll!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:00 pm

I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:00 pm

I smoked my sister because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. :-3

CheshireCat · Post by **CheshireCat** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:03 pm

Peg wrote: I ran over a stuffed animal because I'm sexy and do what I want.

Sexy b*#ch! :-6

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:14 pm

I smoked a goat because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :yh_rotfl

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:14 pm

I ran over a fireman because I hate my family! :rolleyes:

Hmmm. . .what a cute fireman. . .maybe I should invite him in to make sure everything is O.K. . . . :sneaky:

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:25 pm

I had lunch with a phone because that's how I roll???? Hello????????:wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:26 pm

I yelled at myself because I was high

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:39 pm

Well folks, I'm a deranged pervert -

I dry-humped a Mexican because the voices told me to!!!!!!!!!!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 5:42 pm

I dryhumped my cell phone because I'm sexy and I do what I want. :-3

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:46 pm

I swung from the chandeliers with a glass of champagne in my hand because I'll be durned if I'm gonna dryhump any bloody cellphone or dance with cutlery.. hic...

Adam Zapple · Post by **Adam Zapple** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:33 am

Lulu2 wrote: LOL...Grumpaz, you find the best stuff!

Welllll.....I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!

Was he legal?