A Tender Stew

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:47 am

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just

can`t seem to get a tender Missionary. I`ve baked them, I`ve roasted

them, I`ve stewed them, I`ve barbecued them, I`ve tried every sort of

marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at

the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around

the waist and they`re sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on

their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are

friars!"

Grumpaz · Post by **Grumpaz** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:41 pm

:wah: :wah: :wah:

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:50 pm

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'd like to borrow that one Tomb, if you don't mind. My Brother-in-law's sister is a Nun, she enjoys jokes such as these.

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 6:53 pm

cars wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

I'd like to borrow that one Tomb, if you don't mind. My Brother-in-law's sister is a Nun, she enjoys jokes such as these.

Sure thing! I didn't make it up so it's in the public domain! I hope she enjoys it.

cars · Post by **cars** » Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:02 pm

Tombstone wrote: Sure thing! I didn't make it up so it's in the public domain! I hope she enjoys it.

Thanks!

cherandbuster · Post by **cherandbuster** » Sun Aug 13, 2006 11:26 am

TStone

Give us some more humor

I love to laugh!