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Never Retire?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:19 pm
by Grumpaz
One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing

Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the

Store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.

Never Retire?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:22 pm
by woppy71
Grumpaz wrote: One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a nursing

Home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the

Store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Never Retire?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 5:47 pm
by K.Snyder
Takes alot to get me to laugh.....

but that one was pretty funny.

Never Retire?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:45 pm
by Lulu2
YOU PROMISED NOT TO TELL!:lips:

Never Retire?

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:12 pm
by Grumpaz
Sorry about that LuLu. I thought that redhead looked slightly familiar. :)