German's testing an anti-stupid pill

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Marie5656
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BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported on Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."





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So we won't have stupid flies anymore?
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chonsigirl wrote: So we won't have stupid flies anymore?


Smart mice, too, it seems.
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*rats*:)
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Clancy wrote: I think they've been on the go for a while. I've been getting my multi vitamin pills from Berlin for over a month.



......I can play the piano now, and I'm thinking about joining in with political debates in here :)



.:wah: :wah: Cheers x
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Can we put this in the water supply? The way they add flouride? PLEASE?
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If you're after memory improvement, that's what ginko biloba is for.

Otherwise:

Cognitol is made from Celastrus paniculatus oil, a cold-pressed raw herbal oil expressed from the seeds of Celastrus panuculatis, a shrub native to India

improves intelligence with the added benefit of aphrodisiac.:D
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