The Great Escape
The Great Escape
So I'd finally stumbled off to bed last night, just got comfy and was about to nod off, when I hear this metallic clang from the living room. WTF??!? I grab the shotgun, not having any idea if someone is trying to break in or what, and rack a shell. I didn't hear any reaction to that sound, so I slowly stuck my head around the bedroom door to peek into the living room, which is lit enough by the snake's heat lamp to let me see.
There's no one there. I go to investigate where the sound came from, as Monster was curled up in bed with me. Then I saw it....the clips holding down the lid of Fuzzy's tank were unattached. I pulled up both his logs to see if he'd actually gotten out, and sure enough he was gone. I invented 3 new swear words, and kicked myself in the ass for not checking the clips better after I'd given him clean water. Finally, I zeroed in on the source of the noise. He's knocked over a heavy metal candle holder I have and I just caught the end of his tail disappearing behind the entertainment center. He wrapped himself around the cords back there and would NOT let go, the stubborn ass. He even fought me when I tried to put him back in his tank!!
Apparently, he thought he was going on an adventure. I gave him a piece of advice, to be quieter next time. :yh_rotfl
There's no one there. I go to investigate where the sound came from, as Monster was curled up in bed with me. Then I saw it....the clips holding down the lid of Fuzzy's tank were unattached. I pulled up both his logs to see if he'd actually gotten out, and sure enough he was gone. I invented 3 new swear words, and kicked myself in the ass for not checking the clips better after I'd given him clean water. Finally, I zeroed in on the source of the noise. He's knocked over a heavy metal candle holder I have and I just caught the end of his tail disappearing behind the entertainment center. He wrapped himself around the cords back there and would NOT let go, the stubborn ass. He even fought me when I tried to put him back in his tank!!
Apparently, he thought he was going on an adventure. I gave him a piece of advice, to be quieter next time. :yh_rotfl
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~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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flopstock wrote: So do fuzzy and monster have an understanding between them? I'm assuming that 'monster' is not another pet name for your miniature poodle...
:yh_rotfl Fuzzy the snake (4 ft. ball python) and Monster the cat, (18 lb. brute of the neighborhood) have an understanding to the point that they are not sure who would win a fight between them, so they avoid each other as much as possible. I know Fuzzy could kill Monster, but not eat him, and Monster is just as likely to kill Fuzz. They have reached a stalemate until Fuzzy gets bigger. Hopefully, he won't get much bigger!!

:yh_rotfl Fuzzy the snake (4 ft. ball python) and Monster the cat, (18 lb. brute of the neighborhood) have an understanding to the point that they are not sure who would win a fight between them, so they avoid each other as much as possible. I know Fuzzy could kill Monster, but not eat him, and Monster is just as likely to kill Fuzz. They have reached a stalemate until Fuzzy gets bigger. Hopefully, he won't get much bigger!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: :yh_rotfl Fuzzy the snake (4 ft. ball python) and Monster the cat, (18 lb. brute of the neighborhood) have an understanding to the point that they are not sure who would win a fight between them, so they avoid each other as much as possible. I know Fuzzy could kill Monster, but not eat him, and Monster is just as likely to kill Fuzz. They have reached a stalemate until Fuzzy gets bigger. Hopefully, he won't get much bigger!!
An interesting household!
An interesting household!
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Very interesting household, indeed. I think I would have just sh**
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SnoozeControl wrote: I wonder if Fuzzy would've eventually ended up in bed with you after looking around for a nice warm spot to take a nap.
Now THAT would have scared the beejesus out of me. :yh_ooooo
Now THAT would have scared the beejesus out of me. :yh_ooooo
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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The Great Escape is a great movie!
I was going to start a thread, but it works here, too:
Different kind of lost pet flyer...
Up in my neighborhood... missing, Mr. K, a 4 1/2 foot
long ball python. Friendly, calm, non venomous. Likes
dark warm tight places...
Can you imagine? Comin' across that thing on a shelf
in your garage or something... people would FREAK.

I was going to start a thread, but it works here, too:
Different kind of lost pet flyer...
Up in my neighborhood... missing, Mr. K, a 4 1/2 foot
long ball python. Friendly, calm, non venomous. Likes
dark warm tight places...
Can you imagine? Comin' across that thing on a shelf
in your garage or something... people would FREAK.
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SnoozeControl wrote: Oh dear 
Yeah. My tongue hurts, too.
Yeah. My tongue hurts, too.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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SnoozeControl wrote: Oh dear 
You're sposed to be in bed!!
:p
You're sposed to be in bed!!
:p
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SnoozeControl wrote: Oh dear 
Great minds think alike!:sneaky:
Great minds think alike!:sneaky:
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ROFL! Fuzzy almost made it! I'll bet he was mad that he got caught so soon into his stroll!
I got to hold a python that big once, but he was a little skittish and began to squish my arm pretty good. Man those things are strong!;)
How long have you had him?
I got to hold a python that big once, but he was a little skittish and began to squish my arm pretty good. Man those things are strong!;)
How long have you had him?
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Jives wrote: ROFL! Fuzzy almost made it! I'll bet he was mad that he got caught so soon into his stroll!
I got to hold a python that big once, but he was a little skittish and began to squish my arm pretty good. Man those things are strong!;)
How long have you had him?
They are VERY strong. Fuzzy can cut off the circulation in my arm in about 15 seconds when he's really trying. When Bullet carries him around the house around his neck, Fuzzy always takes his glasses off!
I've had him a little less than a year, but he's probably 3 or 4 years old. We took him from a guy who had 3 (2 pythons, 1 boa) and didn't know how to take care of them, and actually abused one. The snake had started to go into it's shed, and he started peeling it, because he "thought it was cool", but the membrane over his eyes wasn't ready to come off yet, and he blinded that one. We took all of them off his hands and found homes for 2 and kept Fuzz.
I got to hold a python that big once, but he was a little skittish and began to squish my arm pretty good. Man those things are strong!;)
How long have you had him?
They are VERY strong. Fuzzy can cut off the circulation in my arm in about 15 seconds when he's really trying. When Bullet carries him around the house around his neck, Fuzzy always takes his glasses off!
I've had him a little less than a year, but he's probably 3 or 4 years old. We took him from a guy who had 3 (2 pythons, 1 boa) and didn't know how to take care of them, and actually abused one. The snake had started to go into it's shed, and he started peeling it, because he "thought it was cool", but the membrane over his eyes wasn't ready to come off yet, and he blinded that one. We took all of them off his hands and found homes for 2 and kept Fuzz.
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
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BabyRider wrote: didn't know how to take care of them, and actually abused one
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BabyRider wrote: Now THAT would have scared the beejesus out of me. :yh_ooooo
And take it from someone who knows....she doesn't scare easy but she scares loud!!!
Dammit, she's gonna sic that cat on me if I'm not careful....
And take it from someone who knows....she doesn't scare easy but she scares loud!!!
Dammit, she's gonna sic that cat on me if I'm not careful....
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I swear by my life - and my love of it - that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. ~Ayn Rand
If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.
A*M*E*N!