Rules to help Men Understand Women
* Learn to work the toilet seat. If you've managed to lift it up, gravity is on your side when it comes to putting it back down.
* Sometimes, we are not thinking about having sex.
* "I ate it, didn't I?" is not considered praise.
* Your responsibility for raising children does NOT end at conception.
* Get rid of your comb-over. It's not different -- it's just as ridiculous as every other comb over. You're losing your hair -- face it.
* An order of takeout ribs and a Chris Farley movie is not everybody's idea of a good time.
* "Yeah yeah, you look fine" is not a compliment.
* Yes, I DO tell my best friend everything.
* You have enough ballcaps.
* You have too many t-shirts.
* You're too old to wear a goatee.
* Every actor we find attractive is not gay. You can stop using this one -- we've all heard it.
* A hug is not always a prelude to sex.
* When we ask "are you listening," we already know you're not.
* Your best friend is an idiot
* Nothing says "I love you" like offering to go to the grocery store.
* If you can rebuild the carburetor on a '66 Mustang, working the washing machine should be a snap.
* Yes and no are sometimes acceptable answers -- grunts and blank stares are not.
* A sore back that prevents you from doing household chores for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
* Underwear is like a car. After five years, it needs to be replaced with a newer model.
* A romantic weekend getaway does not involve baiting a hook.
* Slapping us on the butt and saying "how bout getting me a cold one" is not foreplay.
* The missionary position is best left to missionaries.
* Rolling over and mumbling "I've got to get some sleep" does not produce an afterglow.
* If it was really good for me...you wouldn't have to ask.
Rules to help men understand women
Rules to help men understand women
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I would like to add.
I don't care, Whatever, anything, are not yet found at the grocery stores.
I would like to add.
I don't care, Whatever, anything, are not yet found at the grocery stores.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Rules to help men understand women
Sheryl wrote: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
I don't care, Whatever, anything, are not yet found at the grocery stores.
LOL. Your response reminds me of another joke I read. A woman was tired of her husband always responding that way when asked what he wanted for dinner. So she made up some dinners for the freezer. Labeled them : "I Don't care" Anything" "whatever" "something good" and "food". Then she could always take out exactly what her husband asked for.:wah:
I don't care, Whatever, anything, are not yet found at the grocery stores.
LOL. Your response reminds me of another joke I read. A woman was tired of her husband always responding that way when asked what he wanted for dinner. So she made up some dinners for the freezer. Labeled them : "I Don't care" Anything" "whatever" "something good" and "food". Then she could always take out exactly what her husband asked for.:wah:
Rules to help men understand women
I may just have to start doing that. :wah: I get so frustrated when I get one of those responses from my husband.
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son