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Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:11 am
by DisassociatedDave
WASHINGTON (Disassociated Press) May 15, 2006 – During a segment of a televised speech last night which was broadcast only within the United States, President Bush disclosed to the nation that his intention to deploy U.S. military forces to the Mexican border was in preparation for an invasion of that country...
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Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:12 am
by chonsigirl
Dave, how much caffeine was in your morning coffee?
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:14 am
by DesignerGal
I watched the whole thing. He said no such thing.
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:18 am
by chonsigirl
He put something else in his coffee.....................:rolleyes:
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:22 am
by chonsigirl
Oh, what is the onion?
I like mine as "Blooming Onions"..................................

Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:29 am
by spot
We are, I fear, in the presence of a joker.
I'd be more than happy for the USA to expand its borders in whatever direction it chooses. The UK would make a great Atlantic version of Hawaii, for example. Gibraltar could be the 53rd State of the Union, and - who knows... how about Singapore for the 54th. Come and take us, boys, we're lying here on our backs with our legs in the air. All we want in exchange is a couple of Senators and a few Congressmen that we get to vote for ourselves. We have just the guys here, believe me - George Galloway and Tony Benn, you'd love to listen to them in your debates. God, it would be worth surrendering without a shot in exchange for that.
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:31 am
by chonsigirl
:wah: Imagine the possibilities of all these additional states! Pick something nice in the tropics, love those beaches!
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:32 am
by chrisb84uk
Well at least he was nice enough to remind us to come back to FG after we were finished, hehehe I mean as if we were going to forget!!! :wah:
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:33 am
by chonsigirl
Dr. StrangeDave..............................
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:33 am
by spot
chonsigirl wrote: :wah: Imagine the possibilities of all these additional states! Pick something nice in the tropics, love those beaches!Bodmin Moor is *almost* tropical.
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 5:36 am
by chonsigirl
Oh, didn't know there was such a place. Thanks Snooze.
Still would rather go to Outback...................................
Haven't been there yet either!
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:14 am
by abbey
Nice of you to associate with us Dave, welcome to FG. :-6
Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico
Posted: Thu May 18, 2006 6:44 am
by jbbarker1947
DisassociatedDave wrote: WASHINGTON (Disassociated Press) May 15, 2006 – During a segment of a televised speech last night which was broadcast only within the United States, President Bush disclosed to the nation that his intention to deploy U.S. military forces to the Mexican border was in preparation for an invasion of that country...
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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of
a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West
Virginia, Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, South Carolina, and
Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the
following facts about terrorists :
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music, Republicans or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .