Bush to Amass Troops at Border in Advance of Invasion of Mexico

DisassociatedDave · Post by **DisassociatedDave** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:11 am

WASHINGTON (Disassociated Press) May 15, 2006 Ã¢â‚¬â€œ During a segment of a televised speech last night which was broadcast only within the United States, President Bush disclosed to the nation that his intention to deploy U.S. military forces to the Mexican border was in preparation for an invasion of that country...

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chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:12 am

Dave, how much caffeine was in your morning coffee?

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:14 am

I watched the whole thing. He said no such thing.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:18 am

He put something else in his coffee.....................:rolleyes:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:22 am

Oh, what is the onion?

I like mine as "Blooming Onions"..................................

Post by **spot** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:29 am

We are, I fear, in the presence of a joker.

I'd be more than happy for the USA to expand its borders in whatever direction it chooses. The UK would make a great Atlantic version of Hawaii, for example. Gibraltar could be the 53rd State of the Union, and - who knows... how about Singapore for the 54th. Come and take us, boys, we're lying here on our backs with our legs in the air. All we want in exchange is a couple of Senators and a few Congressmen that we get to vote for ourselves. We have just the guys here, believe me - George Galloway and Tony Benn, you'd love to listen to them in your debates. God, it would be worth surrendering without a shot in exchange for that.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:31 am

:wah: Imagine the possibilities of all these additional states! Pick something nice in the tropics, love those beaches!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:32 am

Well at least he was nice enough to remind us to come back to FG after we were finished, hehehe I mean as if we were going to forget!!! :wah:

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:33 am

Dr. StrangeDave..............................

Post by **spot** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:33 am

chonsigirl wrote: :wah: Imagine the possibilities of all these additional states! Pick something nice in the tropics, love those beaches!Bodmin Moor is *almost* tropical.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue May 16, 2006 5:36 am

Oh, didn't know there was such a place. Thanks Snooze.

Still would rather go to Outback...................................

Haven't been there yet either!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue May 16, 2006 6:14 am

Nice of you to associate with us Dave, welcome to FG. :-6

jbbarker1947 · Post by **jbbarker1947** » Thu May 18, 2006 6:44 am

DisassociatedDave wrote: WASHINGTON (Disassociated Press) May 15, 2006 Ã¢â‚¬â€œ During a segment of a televised speech last night which was broadcast only within the United States, President Bush disclosed to the nation that his intention to deploy U.S. military forces to the Mexican border was in preparation for an invasion of that country...

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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of

a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the

United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) .

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West

Virginia, Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, South Carolina, and

Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the

following facts about terrorists :

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don 't like beer, pickups, country music, Republicans or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday .