Bushisms

[venus]

I would like to bet its a big iceberg!:wah:

[venus]

pff just because you know l would win..hands down..

I can always get a giggle form watching him talk..

I have visions of his advisers in hte wings mopping their damp brows and praying everytime a word that may sound a little difficult turns up like, apologise and unprounouncable:D

[Nomad]

SnoozeControl wrote: "I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it—I'm going to repeat what I said before—I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out."—Charlotte, N.C., April 6, 2006



"I think it's really important for this great state of baseball to reach out to people of all walks of life to make sure that the sport is inclusive. The best way to do it is to convince little kids how to—the beauty of playing baseball."—Washington, D.C., Feb. 13, 2006



"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."—Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006



"He was a state sponsor of terror. In other words, the government had declared, you are a state sponsor of terror."—On Saddam Hussein, Manhattan, Kan., Jan. 23, 2006




More please fluffball ! I love this stuff. It tickles my funnybone. Hes such a caricature, a cartoon, a bufoon, a bozo, a beaner, a silly willy !

[Uncle Kram]

Almost makes Dan Quayle sound eloquent

[Maxi_Uno]

Uncle Kram wrote: Almost makes Dan Quayle sound eloquent


"And I want those who are questioning it to step up and explain why all of a sudden a Middle Eastern company is held to a different standard than a Great British company." —George W. Bush, defending a plan to allow a company controlled by the United Arab Emirates to manage ports in the United States, aboard Air Force One, Feb. 21, 2006

[Maxi_Uno]

I'M THE DECIDER

(Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)







I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together

See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie

I'm Lying...

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days

Corporation profits, Bloody oil money

I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong



I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider

Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row

See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry

I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing

Yellow cake uranium, imaginary WMD's

Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents

Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind

CHORUS

Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord

My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain

CHORUS

[Maxi_Uno]

Maxi_Uno wrote: I'M THE DECIDER

(Koo-Koo-Ka-Choo)







I am me and Rummy's he, Iraq is free and we are all together

See the world run when Dick shoots his gun, see how I lie

I'm Lying...

Sitting on my own brain, waiting for the end of days

Corporation profits, Bloody oil money

I'm above the law and I'll decide what's right or wrong



I am the egg head, I'm the Commander, I'm the Decider

Koo-Koo-Kachoo

Baghdad city policeman sitting pretty little targets in a row

See how they die when the shrapnel flies see mothers cry

I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing...I'm Lying...I'm Ly-ing

Yellow cake uranium, imaginary WMD's

Declassifying facts, exposing secret agents

Tax cuts for the wealthy leaving all the poor behind

CHORUS

Sitting in the White house garden talking to the Lord

My thoughts would be busy busy hatching If I only had a brain

CHORUS


I have to post 15 post for me to be able to post the link. :-1

[valerie]

Maxi_Uno wrote: I have to post 15 post for me to be able to post the link. :-1


Not long now!!



;)

[Maxi_Uno]

valerie wrote: Not long now!!



;)


Yea Valerie!:) Thank you for the PM welcome, I have 15 post now. (next post will be that link I tried before)

[Maxi_Uno]

Maxi_Uno wrote: I have to post 15 post for me to be able to post the link. :-1
turn volme up!:wah:



the link

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/dyna ... onpost.com

[Adam Zapple]

Clancy wrote: "The French don't have a word for, "Entrepeneur"


Funny, but not true. http://www.snopes.com/quotes/bush.htm