The dress

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:58 am

SnoozeControl wrote: Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' recent nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked the young wife to exchange it, but she refused, saying "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it!" Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day."

A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!":wah: :wah: Clever old mum! :sneaky:

Rapunzel · Post by **Rapunzel** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:03 am

abbey wrote: :wah: :wah: Clever old mum! :sneaky:

Yay! Good for her!

And a poke in the eye for the bimbo! :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:04 am

age and treachery shall always overcome youth and beauty

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:05 am

Rapunzel wrote: Yay! Good for her!

And a poke in the eye for the bimbo! :wah:

Here here !!