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A guy walks into a bar in Texas and orders a white wine.

Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.

The bartender looks up and says, You ain't from around here, are ya!!

"Where ya from, boy?

The guy says, "I'm from Maryland."

The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Maryland?"

The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."



The bartender asks, "A taxidermist?

Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"

The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."

The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"

was that supposed to be a funny bout Texans?? :yh_wait



















:wah:

initially it was about Missouri, but i thought it worked better with Texas:wah:

JAB wrote: Or about Marylanders? :yh_questn :DThey're funny enough without fiction.