A guy walks into a bar in Texas and orders a white wine.
Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee queer.
The bartender looks up and says, You ain't from around here, are ya!!
"Where ya from, boy?
The guy says, "I'm from Maryland."
The bartender asks, "What the heck you do in Maryland?"
The guy responds, "I'm a taxidermist."
The bartender asks, "A taxidermist?
Now just what the heck is a taxidermist?"
The guy says nervously, "I mount animals."
The bartender grins and shouts out to the whole bar, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
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"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
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initially it was about Missouri, but i thought it worked better with Texas:wah:
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view
Mind like a steel trap - Rusty and Illegal in 37 states.
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JAB wrote: Or about Marylanders? :yh_questn :DThey're funny enough without fiction. 
