Retiree games

[Wolverine]

so i asked my Dad what he does all day now that he is retired. First and formost he LOVES torturing my mom. he'll do whatever he can to get her riled up and near frothing at the mouth.

but he really loves going for walks. with his bad heart they are few and far between but this is what he does...

Working people always ask retired people what they do to make their

days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and

went to a small shop on Sansom Street. I was only in there for about 8

minutes.

When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up

to him and said, "Come on Officer, how about giving a senior citizen a

break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having

worn tires.

So I called him a piece of stinking dog poop. He finished

the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he

started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more names I called him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care.

I walked uptown.

I have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.

It's important at my age.