Weight Lost

[TheSwede]

There was this guy with a weight problem. He had tried all these miracle diet programs,exercised and nothing worked.

One day he is reading the news paper see's this add "Weight lost guranteed. If you dont loose weight your money is paid back 300%" so he figures atleast i can make a buck or two.

He goes to the place and says that he is here to loose some weight, the woman behind the counter says "Do you want the 1,2 or 3 hour session?" Well he says i better start slow and go with the 1 hour session.

He is taken to a room a pretty large room "take of your clothes" says the lady and leaves the room

After about 5 minutes this gorgeous woman butt naked steps in, and says "If you can catch within an hour, I am all yours and you can do whatever you want with me" He runs like a mad man trying to catch her but no luck he comes pretty close a few times, but not close enough.

After a few days, when the soreness is gone. He decides to go back and try again this time he is goping for the 2 hour session.

He is taken to a room a pretty large room "take of your clothes" says the lady and leaves the room

After about 5 minutes the same woman butt naked steps in, and says "If you can catch within 2 hours, I am all yours and you can do whatever you want with me" He runs like a mad man trying to catch her but again no luck he comes pretty close a few times, but not close enough.

After almost a week this time he decides to go back and take the 3 hour session.

He is taken to the same room and gets the same instructions again, so he strips down and waits. About 10 minutes passes and here comes this big, muscular man butt naked in through the door and says" If i catch you within 3 hours you are all mine pretty boy"