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valerie
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

mothers and their small children. You all have obsessions," he observed.



To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.

You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann, "Your obsession is with money.

Again it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turns to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol.

This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy

by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
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I am going to tell this to my therapist when I go see him tomorrow. Funny, FUNNY stuff, Val!!
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????


We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.




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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
Live the questions now. Perhaps you will then gradually, without noticing it, live along some distant day into the answers...Rainer Maria Rilke
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