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Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:16 pm
by cars
Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 2:25 pm
by valerie
Truer words never spoken!!!
:yh_rotfl
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 4:57 pm
by OpenMind
So, if my car rolls down the drive, I just have to tape it to the drive. And if it doesn't roll down the drive, I just spray it with WD40.
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:10 am
by BabyRider
Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:
1: Never p!ss off the bartender.
2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:14 am
by abbey
cars wrote: Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.At last, my tool kit is acknowledged! :wah:
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:15 am
by abbey
BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:
1: Never p!ss off the bartender.
2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl:wah: :wah: Funnee lady.
Only two rules of life needed
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 2:29 am
by cars
BabyRider wrote: Funny, cars....I have only 2 rules for when I'm behind the bar. All my old-timers know it, and new guests learn them real quick:
1: Never p!ss off the bartender.
2: No bad f*cking language. That sh!t f*cking annoys me. :yh_rotfl
Love your way with words BR!!! :yh_rotfl No messin around, right to the point!!!