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A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most

beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it

closer.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected

little burst of flatulence escaped her.

Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had

noticed.

There standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we

help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though

nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the

price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say

that if you fa*ted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear

the price.