beautiful, perfect "loaded" Lexus - and walked over to inspect it
closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected
little burst of flatulence escaped her.
Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
noticed.
There standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame. How may we
help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir, what is the
price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say
that if you fa*ted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear
the price.
