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Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:10 am
by Accountable
Engineers

Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.



A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.



We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."



The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.



Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:13 am
by sunny104
:wah: :D

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:46 pm
by OpenMind
Never seen this version before. Makes the blonde quite clever in this case.:D

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:03 pm
by Accountable
OpenMind wrote: Never seen this version before. Makes the blonde quite clever in this case.:D
It does? :-2 Damn! :-5

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:18 pm
by Accountable
SnoozeControl wrote: I bet those two engineers were redheads.:sneaky:
Hey, Hey! That'll be enough of that, young lady. :yh_shame

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:51 pm
by nvalleyvee
Accountable wrote: It does? :-2 Damn! :-5


Yep that was a dumb red headed engineer joke. :wah:

Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:39 pm
by Accountable
nvalleyvee wrote: Yep that was a dumb red headed engineer joke. :wah:
No fair turning tables!



We have an interior designer for that. :D