Another Blonde Joke, Anyone?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:10 am

Engineers

Bubba and Ray (Tennessee mechanical engineers) were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a blonde? We ask for the height and she gives us the length!"

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 7:13 am

:wah:

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 2:46 pm

Never seen this version before. Makes the blonde quite clever in this case.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 3:03 pm

OpenMind wrote: Never seen this version before. Makes the blonde quite clever in this case.

It does? :-2 Damn! :-5

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:18 pm

SnoozeControl wrote: I bet those two engineers were redheads.:sneaky:
Hey, Hey! That'll be enough of that, young lady. :yh_shame

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 4:51 pm

Accountable wrote: It does? :-2 Damn! :-5

Yep that was a dumb red headed engineer joke. :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 5:39 pm

nvalleyvee wrote: Yep that was a dumb red headed engineer joke. :wah:
No fair turning tables!

We have an interior designer for that.