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where is the wildest, strangest, most dangerous, or weirdest place you ever made love? we want DETAILS!! :yh_love

Steps to microphone... oh man, I'm probably gonna regret this...



I had a "friend" who worked in the restaurant at the top of the California

State Fair racetrack grandstand... in a room beneath the grandstand they

stored extra supplies for the restaurant... like TABLES and stuff... so,

yup...





there. on top of one of the tables.



Can I go now please?



:o

so, uh Valerie...did your horse come in? :yh_rotfl

lady cop wrote: so, uh Valerie...did your horse come in? :yh_rotfl


Why must you always torture me?







yes, and he was a stayer not a sprinter...











Can I go now please?

:o

On the hood of a Ford Mustang out in the middle of nowhere, in the daylight....

Mine is boring.

On a rented sailboat in the middle of the water on Memorial Day weekend. We were in the hatch so no one could see unless they boarded.

Ummmmm, in the front seat of a Renault Le Car! That would have been back in the early 80's when I was young and more flexible.

valerie wrote: Why must you always torture me?





yes, and he was a stayer not a sprinter...





Can I go now please?

:onope, you can't leave. :p you have to JOCKEY for Valerie #1 pole position. :yh_laugh

Sheryl wrote: On the hood of a Ford Mustang out in the middle of nowhere, in the daylight....




:yh_worshp :yh_worshp

One time there was a rumour going around work that a film editor and

that famous actor (he of the "zerbit" fame! :yh_giggle ) were found

"En flagrante" on something called a KEM... it's a film editing machine

and appears very painful...

Clancy wrote: ....you don't want a list do you?


Braggart!



some of us here could give more examples, too...







Can I go now please?



:o

DAMN! i just love history and culture!

Clancy wrote: *All when I was younger*







Stonehenge.



Loch Ness {shoreline}



On a train



The British Museum London



Glasgow Art Gallery.



Many times in the bands truck.



Glagow Apollo {venue}



Dundee Caird Hall {venue}



The Sandrian {It was a big pub in Kilmarnock}



On the beach of a few places.



In a lighthouse.



...and a lot of gigs where we played


Just a Gigolo eh?!?!?!?!?:p -LOL, are you David Lee Roth?

Clancy wrote: ....absolutley not. If you are a lead guitarist, and your in any way half decent, you don't need to try that hard.



It's not a boast by any means. You tell me why women go for it?


David Lee Roth made a vidio "Just a Gigolo", which is an ancient song......I was putting gig and Gigolo together....lol



I wasn't saying you were boasting......lol:D

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: David Lee Roth made a vidio "Just a Gigolo", which is an ancient song......I was putting gig and Gigolo together....lol



I wasn't saying you were boasting......lol:D








Mine was a dental chair.........

In a operating room..!! Oh doctor..!!

Clancy wrote: s'ok ....I'm not miffed at you in any way



But can you tell me what woman find attractve about it, or what they see??


with David Lee Roth? No!

CARLA wrote: In a operating room..!! Oh doctor..!!


Don't tell me, he was filling your prescription?:sneaky:

I confess being a member of the Mile High Club. Red Eye flight from San Francisco to Chicago 1989.

^ very punny... :p

Sex on the beach? None of that for me... or a Cosmopolitan or any of those "girly" fruity drinks... maybe a hot buttered rum, but ONLY if the butter has been refrigerated! :wah:

:-3 Oh nevermind... on a beach is good... especially when the waves are slapping and... *ahem* ... or one of my favorites was beneath a somewhat secluded waterfall on a Hawai'in island... that's just off the top of my head...

Sex on the beach:

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Midori

1 oz. peach schnapps

1 oz. chambord

Orange juice, pineapple juice, splash of cranberry.



Oh....I just read the whole thread.....

Burger King men's room, on the counter.

Clancy wrote: *All when I was younger*



Stonehenge.

Loch Ness {shoreline}

On a train

The British Museum London

Glasgow Art Gallery.

Many times in the bands truck.

Glagow Apollo {venue}

Dundee Caird Hall {venue}

The Sandrian {It was a big pub in Kilmarnock}

On the beach of a few places.

In a lighthouse.

...and a lot of gigs where we played


Remind me never to go on a day trip with Clancy :wah:

I'm blushing already, but at the top of a ladder.

I do all my own stunts

Back seat of a car,on the floor, under a court house, with an assistant district attorney.

Up against a large boulder in a forest in Ireland! :yh_blush

I wanna know how the heck you sex on top of a ladder??

lady cop wrote: where is the wildest, strangest, most dangerous, or weirdest place you ever made love? we want DETAILS!! :yh_love


Turnin' your question back on YOU, Ms. Cop... come on now, you can't

just expect to start a thread like this and skate without telling on

yourself!! :sneaky:



Enquiring minds want to know!

i'm a virgin.

Tell it to a newbie!!

hey, i didn't use the rubber hose on anyone to tell on themselves! :wah:

The Road Hole bunker, St Andrews Old Course.

NOT during The Open, of course

ArnoldLayne wrote: How many times ?



FORE !


Hey, I scored a birdie

Clancy wrote: ....so you actually got a filling did you ?
Oh....Oh Clancy, that was good. I mean that was REALLY good. LMMFAO!!!!

on top of a baseball dugout....i'm a really big baseball fan...

ArnoldLayne wrote: How many times ?



FORE !


Does that include Foreplay?

lady cop wrote: i'm a virgin.
What...again?

Clancy wrote: ....so you actually got a filling did you ?


:D and a good tongue lashing as well.

It was a dental office after all.....everything was oral.

.........................................- do you like my smile?

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: and a good tongue lashing as well.

It was a dental office after all.....everything was oral.

.........................................- do you like my smile?


Its no wonder Americans have such good teeth.

You don't get that on the NHS....

stewartcumming wrote: Its no wonder Americans have such good teeth.



You don't get that on the NHS....


I don't think it is offered anywhere but love sector!:D

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: I don't think it is offered anywhere but love sector!:D


Shame, thats an insurance policy I would take up