sex on the beach?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:12 pm

where is the wildest, strangest, most dangerous, or weirdest place you ever made love? we want DETAILS!! :yh_love

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:17 pm

Steps to microphone... oh man, I'm probably gonna regret this...

I had a "friend" who worked in the restaurant at the top of the California

State Fair racetrack grandstand... in a room beneath the grandstand they

stored extra supplies for the restaurant... like TABLES and stuff... so,

yup...

there. on top of one of the tables.

Can I go now please?

:o

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:19 pm

so, uh Valerie...did your horse come in? :yh_rotfl

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:23 pm

lady cop wrote: so, uh Valerie...did your horse come in? :yh_rotfl

Why must you always torture me?

yes, and he was a stayer not a sprinter...

Can I go now please?

:o

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:26 pm

On the hood of a Ford Mustang out in the middle of nowhere, in the daylight....

DesignerGal · Post by **DesignerGal** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:31 pm

Mine is boring.

On a rented sailboat in the middle of the water on Memorial Day weekend. We were in the hatch so no one could see unless they boarded.

LilacDragon · Post by **LilacDragon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:31 pm

Ummmmm, in the front seat of a Renault Le Car! That would have been back in the early 80's when I was young and more flexible.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:34 pm

valerie wrote: Why must you always torture me?

yes, and he was a stayer not a sprinter...

Can I go now please?

:onope, you can't leave. :p you have to JOCKEY for Valerie #1 pole position. :yh_laugh

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:38 pm

Sheryl wrote: On the hood of a Ford Mustang out in the middle of nowhere, in the daylight....

:yh_worshp :yh_worshp

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:48 pm

One time there was a rumour going around work that a film editor and

that famous actor (he of the "zerbit" fame! :yh_giggle ) were found

"En flagrante" on something called a KEM... it's a film editing machine

and appears very painful...

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:50 pm

Clancy wrote: ....you don't want a list do you?

Braggart!

some of us here could give more examples, too...

Can I go now please?

:o

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:53 pm

DAMN! i just love history and culture!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:54 pm

Clancy wrote: *All when I was younger*

Stonehenge.

Loch Ness {shoreline}

On a train

The British Museum London

Glasgow Art Gallery.

Many times in the bands truck.

Glagow Apollo {venue}

Dundee Caird Hall {venue}

The Sandrian {It was a big pub in Kilmarnock}

On the beach of a few places.

In a lighthouse.

...and a lot of gigs where we played

Just a Gigolo eh?!?!?!?!?:p -LOL, are you David Lee Roth?

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:05 pm

Clancy wrote: ....absolutley not. If you are a lead guitarist, and your in any way half decent, you don't need to try that hard.

It's not a boast by any means. You tell me why women go for it?

David Lee Roth made a vidio "Just a Gigolo", which is an ancient song......I was putting gig and Gigolo together....lol

I wasn't saying you were boasting......lol:D

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:06 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: David Lee Roth made a vidio "Just a Gigolo", which is an ancient song......I was putting gig and Gigolo together....lol

I wasn't saying you were boasting......lol:D

Mine was a dental chair.........

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:14 pm

In a operating room..!! Oh doctor..!!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:15 pm

Clancy wrote: s'ok ....I'm not miffed at you in any way

But can you tell me what woman find attractve about it, or what they see??

with David Lee Roth? No!

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 10:18 pm

CARLA wrote: In a operating room..!! Oh doctor..!!

Don't tell me, he was filling your prescription?:sneaky:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:27 pm

I confess being a member of the Mile High Club. Red Eye flight from San Francisco to Chicago 1989.

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:58 pm

^ very punny... :p

Sex on the beach? None of that for me... or a Cosmopolitan or any of those "girly" fruity drinks... maybe a hot buttered rum, but ONLY if the butter has been refrigerated! :wah:

:-3 Oh nevermind... on a beach is good... especially when the waves are slapping and... *ahem* ... or one of my favorites was beneath a somewhat secluded waterfall on a Hawai'in island...

that's just off the top of my head...

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:33 am

Sex on the beach:

1 oz. vodka

1 oz. Midori

1 oz. peach schnapps

1 oz. chambord

Orange juice, pineapple juice, splash of cranberry.

Oh....I just read the whole thread.....

Burger King men's room, on the counter.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:42 am

Clancy wrote: *All when I was younger*

Stonehenge.

Loch Ness {shoreline}

On a train

The British Museum London

Glasgow Art Gallery.

Many times in the bands truck.

Glagow Apollo {venue}

Dundee Caird Hall {venue}

The Sandrian {It was a big pub in Kilmarnock}

On the beach of a few places.

In a lighthouse.

...and a lot of gigs where we played

Remind me never to go on a day trip with Clancy :wah:

I'm blushing already, but at the top of a ladder.

I do all my own stunts

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:26 am

Back seat of a car,on the floor, under a court house, with an assistant district attorney.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 7:45 am

Up against a large boulder in a forest in Ireland! :yh_blush

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:19 am

I wanna know how the heck you sex on top of a ladder??

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:53 am

lady cop wrote: where is the wildest, strangest, most dangerous, or weirdest place you ever made love? we want DETAILS!! :yh_love

Turnin' your question back on YOU, Ms. Cop... come on now, you can't

just expect to start a thread like this and skate without telling on

yourself!! :sneaky:

Enquiring minds want to know!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:56 am

i'm a virgin.

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:59 am

Tell it to a newbie!!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 10:03 am

hey, i didn't use the rubber hose on anyone to tell on themselves! :wah:

stewartcumming · Post by **stewartcumming** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:32 pm

The Road Hole bunker, St Andrews Old Course.

NOT during The Open, of course

stewartcumming · Post by **stewartcumming** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:35 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: How many times ?

FORE !

Hey, I scored a birdie

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:38 pm

Clancy wrote: ....so you actually got a filling did you ?

Oh....Oh Clancy, that was good. I mean that was REALLY good. LMMFAO!!!!

hotsauce · Post by **hotsauce** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:27 pm

on top of a baseball dugout....i'm a really big baseball fan...

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:49 pm

ArnoldLayne wrote: How many times ?

FORE !

Does that include Foreplay?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:53 pm

lady cop wrote: i'm a virgin.

What...again?

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:12 pm

Clancy wrote: ....so you actually got a filling did you ?

:D and a good tongue lashing as well.

It was a dental office after all.....everything was oral.

.........................................

- do you like my smile?

stewartcumming · Post by **stewartcumming** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:18 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote:

and a good tongue lashing as well.

It was a dental office after all.....everything was oral.

.........................................

- do you like my smile?

Its no wonder Americans have such good teeth.

You don't get that on the NHS....

StupidCowboyTricks · Post by **StupidCowboyTricks** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:20 pm

stewartcumming wrote: Its no wonder Americans have such good teeth.

You don't get that on the NHS....

I don't think it is offered anywhere but love sector!:D

stewartcumming · Post by **stewartcumming** » Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:22 pm

StupidCowboyTricks wrote: I don't think it is offered anywhere but love sector!:D

Shame, thats an insurance policy I would take up