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I may be an Agony Uncle to those in the upper echelons of Tamworths elite, but if you're looking for good advice, I'm not your man.
Please refer to the unimpeachable wisdom offered by Far, BR, LC, Nomad, Galbally, Accountable, or for homework issues, Chonsi.
If you have no problems and nothing to ask, you've come to the right place. Any questions, please hesitate to contact me
Glad to have not been of assistance.
Please refer to the unimpeachable wisdom offered by Far, BR, LC, Nomad, Galbally, Accountable, or for homework issues, Chonsi.
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Glad to have not been of assistance.
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Rotfl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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why is it raining here for the first time in 9 weeks? and why can't i sleep? :p
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Uncle Kram wrote: I may be an Agony Uncle to those in the upper echelons of Tamworths elite, but if you're looking for good advice, I'm not your man.
Please refer to the unimpeachable wisdom offered by Far, BR, LC, Nomad, Galbally, Accountable, or for homework issues, Chonsi.
If you have no problems and nothing to ask, you've come to the right place. Any questions, please hesitate to contact me
Glad to have not been of assistance.
That has to be the kindest offer I have ever seen. :wah:
Please refer to the unimpeachable wisdom offered by Far, BR, LC, Nomad, Galbally, Accountable, or for homework issues, Chonsi.
If you have no problems and nothing to ask, you've come to the right place. Any questions, please hesitate to contact me
Glad to have not been of assistance.
That has to be the kindest offer I have ever seen. :wah:
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lady cop wrote: why is it raining here for the first time in 9 weeks? and why can't i sleep? :p
Physician heal thyself .......and stop singing
Physician heal thyself .......and stop singing
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What is your biggest love and would you sell your soul for £3,000,000?
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jennyswan wrote: What is your biggest love and would you sell your soul for £3,000,000?
The closest confidantes in my Inner Circle are my biggest love, and I'd sell my soul for a lot less than that.
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
The closest confidantes in my Inner Circle are my biggest love, and I'd sell my soul for a lot less than that.
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
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Why do hot dog companies have to use so many ingredients???:yh_sick
Where the package says: Made with pork, beef, turkey, chicken and armadillo
Where the package says: Made with pork, beef, turkey, chicken and armadillo
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SnoozeControl wrote: Uncle Kram, I've been having naughty dreams about an online acquaintance. Does this mean I'm mentally ill?
You said you wouldn't tell!!!!!!!:D
You said you wouldn't tell!!!!!!!:D
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SnoozeControl wrote: I'm sorry, sunny... I'm obsessed with you.
OK, so we're out of the closet now!:-4
OK, so we're out of the closet now!:-4
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Uncle Kram wrote: The closest confidantes in my Inner Circle are my biggest love, and I'd sell my soul for a lot less than that.
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
Can you still get Green Shield Stamps in Tamworth ? Where do you cash them in ??
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
Can you still get Green Shield Stamps in Tamworth ? Where do you cash them in ??
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The closest confidantes in my Inner Circle are my biggest love, and I'd sell my soul for a lot less than that.
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
That was what I was offered myself :wah:
Having said that, 3 mill would be great. Imagine how many Green Shield stamps you'd get
How did you arrive at this arbitary figure?
That was what I was offered myself :wah:
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SnoozeControl wrote: Yesssssssssss *groping madly for some boob *
You really shouldn't get me started here... I'm shameless.
Wow I learn something new everyday.:-3
You really shouldn't get me started here... I'm shameless.
Wow I learn something new everyday.:-3
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Uncle Kram, how can I tell if a melon is of perfect ripeness?
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No I'm just simply inquiring on how to select the perfect melon at my local grocery. :p
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Oh my god Sheryl, another boob question!?!
Boobs as big as Melons would be too big!!!
Imagine carrying them around all day :wah:
Boobs as big as Melons would be too big!!!
Imagine carrying them around all day :wah:
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jennyswan wrote: Boobs as big as Melons would be too big!!!
Imagine carrying them around all day :wah:
A gentleman would offer to carry them for you.
Imagine carrying them around all day :wah:
A gentleman would offer to carry them for you.
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And you couldn't go jogging...you'd get black eyes!
Shame you can't get zip on ones! Zip on a nice juicy pair towear under a sexy dress on a night out, and small ones for under your work suit, so they don't ruin the line of the material! :wah:
Shame you can't get zip on ones! Zip on a nice juicy pair towear under a sexy dress on a night out, and small ones for under your work suit, so they don't ruin the line of the material! :wah:
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Rapunzel wrote: And you couldn't go jogging...you'd get black eyes!
Shame you can't get zip on ones! Zip on a nice juicy pair towear under a sexy dress on a night out, and small ones for under your work suit, so they don't ruin the line of the material! :wah:
Zip on breasts ???
Ill need some time to think.
Shame you can't get zip on ones! Zip on a nice juicy pair towear under a sexy dress on a night out, and small ones for under your work suit, so they don't ruin the line of the material! :wah:
Zip on breasts ???
Ill need some time to think.
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ok rewording my question...
Uncle Kram I'm interested in picking up a couple of canteloupe at the grocery, how do I find the best ones?
Uncle Kram I'm interested in picking up a couple of canteloupe at the grocery, how do I find the best ones?
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Sheryl wrote: ok rewording my question...
Uncle Kram I'm interested in picking up a couple of canteloupe at the grocery, how do I find the best ones?
Cantaloupe...melons
Twin sons of different mothers.
Uncle Kram I'm interested in picking up a couple of canteloupe at the grocery, how do I find the best ones?
Cantaloupe...melons
Twin sons of different mothers.
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Cantaloupe...melons
Twin sons of different mothers.
Oranges are smaller, but sweeter :sneaky:
Twin sons of different mothers.
Oranges are smaller, but sweeter :sneaky:
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Is it gutter day?? I didn't get the memo if it is!!! :p
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Sheryl wrote: Is it gutter day?? I didn't get the memo if it is!!! :p
Sheryl.
This is too easy, Ill pass on this one.
Sheryl.
This is too easy, Ill pass on this one.
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Nomad wrote: Sheryl.
This is too easy, Ill pass on this one.
Ohh now your saying I'm easy. Sheesh louise!!!!
This is too easy, Ill pass on this one.
Ohh now your saying I'm easy. Sheesh louise!!!!
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Tangerines are sweeter yet. Looove tangerines !
We are demolishing poor Uncle Krams thread.
Uncle K, do you prefer Melons or Oranges :wah:
We are demolishing poor Uncle Krams thread.
Uncle K, do you prefer Melons or Oranges :wah:
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Hi Unc.
When I was in England there was a great store called DIY. How do you pronounce it?!? :-2
When I was in England there was a great store called DIY. How do you pronounce it?!? :-2
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sunny104 wrote: Why do hot dog companies have to use so many ingredients???:yh_sick
Where the package says: Made with pork, beef, turkey, chicken and armadillo
I'm afraid it's the only way to avoid actually putting a hot dog into a hot dog
Where the package says: Made with pork, beef, turkey, chicken and armadillo
I'm afraid it's the only way to avoid actually putting a hot dog into a hot dog
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Hey Uncle,
How old were you when you had your first kiss? :-4
How old were you when you had your first kiss? :-4
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SnoozeControl wrote: Uncle Kram, I've been having naughty dreams about an online acquaintance. Does this mean I'm mentally ill?
Of course not you nutter - When's it coming out on DVD? I like to keep abreast of the latest releases
Of course not you nutter - When's it coming out on DVD? I like to keep abreast of the latest releases
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My advice to you Nomad is:
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My advice to you Nomad is:
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Bez wrote: Can you still get Green Shield Stamps in Tamworth ?
Only in Snoozies dream
Only in Snoozies dream
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Sheryl wrote: Uncle Kram, how can I tell if a melon is of perfect ripeness?
Well Sheryl, I could divulge information given to me by a work colleague about "A friend" of his, alternatively, I could redirect you to the Masturbation thread
Well Sheryl, I could divulge information given to me by a work colleague about "A friend" of his, alternatively, I could redirect you to the Masturbation thread
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SnoozeControl wrote: Zip on breasts... strap on willy... what's the difference?
You can't stir your tea with zip on breasts
You can't stir your tea with zip on breasts
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jennyswan wrote: Oranges are smaller, but sweeter :sneaky:
So true Jenny. I have often wondered why we call an orange an orange, but we don't call a banana a yellow
So true Jenny. I have often wondered why we call an orange an orange, but we don't call a banana a yellow
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jennyswan wrote: We are demolishing poor Uncle Krams thread.
Uncle K, do you prefer Melons or Oranges :wah:
I would have to go for oranges but occasionally I can be tempted by a pink grapefruit;)
Uncle K, do you prefer Melons or Oranges :wah:
I would have to go for oranges but occasionally I can be tempted by a pink grapefruit;)
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So true Jenny. I have often wondered why we call an orange an orange, but we don't call a banana a yellow
Good Point there Uncle K.
"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?" :driving:
Good Point there Uncle K.
"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?" :driving:
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Accountable wrote: Hi Unc.
When I was in England there was a great store called DIY. How do you pronounce it?!? :-2
I always pronounce it DIY, but my friend on the other hand pronounces it DIY. I hope this is of some assistance
When I was in England there was a great store called DIY. How do you pronounce it?!? :-2
I always pronounce it DIY, but my friend on the other hand pronounces it DIY. I hope this is of some assistance
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DIY
Please refer once again to the Masterbation Thread
Please refer once again to the Masterbation Thread