Warning Labels on Liquor

Mookey1229 · Post by **Mookey1229** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:09 pm

I thought that title would get your attention:wah:

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the governments suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY LEAVE YOU WONDERING WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR BRA AND PANTIES.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU ARE WHISPERING WHEN YOU ARE NOT.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL IS A MAJOR FACTOR IN DANCING LIKE A RETARD.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE YOU TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT YOU LOVE THEM.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY LEAD YOU TO BELIEVE THAT EX-LOVERS ARE REALLY DYING FOR YOU TO TELEPHONE THEM AT FOUR IN THE MORNING.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY MAKE YOU THINK YOU CAN LOGICALLY CONVERSE WITH MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WITHOUT SPITTING.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY LEAD YOU TO THINK PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING "WITH YOU".

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY CAUSE PREGNANCY.

WARNING: THE CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL MAY BE A MAJOR FACTOR IN GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED.

WARNING: THE CRUMSUMTEN OF ALCOHOL MAY MACK YOU TINK YOU KAN TPYE REEL GODE.

I think this needs to be posted on the wall in Bothwells Pub..... :wah:

Mookey1229 · Post by **Mookey1229** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:42 pm

Oh come on, let me see you dance. I 'll bet your great at it....:wah:

Mookey1229 · Post by **Mookey1229** » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:46 pm

Nobody can be that bad. That was sooooo funny. I loved that show. Seems like all the good shows have been cancelled. Not the great comics of yesteryear huh?