Classic Quotes
- Uncle Kram
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Classic Quotes
Here are some classic quotes - I'm sure there must be many more
Thoughts on Sex
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --
Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturdaynight." --Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."--Camille
Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." --George Burns
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said,
"Thyroid problem?"-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."-- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful." --Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"-- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."-- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."-- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
Thoughts on Sex
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." --
Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturdaynight." --Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."--Camille
Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." --George Burns
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
I saw a fat woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said,
"Thyroid problem?"-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives,
but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." -- Barbara Bush
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet."-- Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only time of the month that I can be myself."-- Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy
Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other
women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just
grateful." --Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?"-- Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."-- Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house."-- Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good stuff...!!
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - - Author unknown
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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Fragrance lingers on the hand that gives you roses. - Ancient chinese proverb
~Quoth the Raven, Nevermore!~
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2B or not 2B?
I think it's a grade of pencil
Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless
:yh_star
I think it's a grade of pencil
Ability is what you're capable of doing...
Motivation determines what you do...
Attitude determines how well you do it.
A careless word may kindle strife.
A cruel word may wreck a life.
A timely word may level stress.
A loving word may heal and bless
:yh_star
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is home
- Uncle Kram
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One of my mates at work once said
"Oysters are like bogies (boogers) without the taste":yh_sick
"Oysters are like bogies (boogers) without the taste":yh_sick
THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN PUN
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"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted" Albert Einstein
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forego their use." - Galilleo Gallilei
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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"Only two things are infinite, the Universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Grouco Marx
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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"People who never get carried away...should be!" -Malcolm Forbes
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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"Life is pleasant, death is peaceful, it's the transition between the two that is troublesome." Isaac Asimov
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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Any man who is under 30 and is not a liberal has no heart. Any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative has no brains." -Sir Winston Churchill
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
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"When you have to kill a man, it costs you nothing to be polite about it." - Sir Winston Churchill
All the world's a stage and the men and women merely players...Shakespeare
- along-for-the-ride
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Beagle wrote: "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." - - Author unknown
I like that.
I like that.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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along-for-the-ride wrote: I like that.
Thank you! Thats one of my favorites.
Thank you! Thats one of my favorites.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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"For here we are not afraid to follow truth wherever it may lead."
President Thomas Jefferson
President Thomas Jefferson
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" - Mahatma Gandhi
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I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special - From the movie "Steel Magnolias"
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
I'd rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.
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"Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely." Lord Acton (brainyquote.com)
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RALPH WALDO EMERSON..
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. -Dorothy Parker
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
;)
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
- W.C. Fields
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
;)
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Not sure who said this but I like it..
I have done so much with so little for so long that I can now do practically anything with nothing.
I have done so much with so little for so long that I can now do practically anything with nothing.
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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I like Carl Duct tape rules..
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together..."
- Carl Zwanzig
Rita must be related to me.. :-3
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
- Rita Mae Brown
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together..."
- Carl Zwanzig
Rita must be related to me.. :-3
"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself."
- Rita Mae Brown
ALOHA!!
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
MOTTO TO LIVE BY:
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, champagne in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming.
WOO HOO!!, what a ride!!!"
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Dedicated to Hillary Clinton and Harry Belafonte:
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Abraham Lincoln
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" - Mahatma Gandhi
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"As long as you know how to operate the can opener, you'll have a special place in my heart" ~ Garfield
"Before criticising someone, always walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry or violent, they are a mile away and haven't got any shoes."
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Gravestone Quote:
Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes:
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
My Fav:
I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
Here lies,
All cold and hard,
The last damn dog,
That pooped in my yard!
Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes:
Caution: I drive like you do!
Strangers have the best candy
Save the Earth, it's the only planet with Chocolate
No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you.
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
My Fav:
I didn't ask to be a princess but if the crown fits...
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! ~Charlie Croker, The Italian Job
He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy ~ Brian's mother, Monty Python's Life Of Brian
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now Withnail, Withnail & I
There is a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about a firm, young carrot... ~ Monty, Withnail & I
These are just from films, there are so many fantastic quote but I do love these also loads from Blackadder and the young ones.
More sensible ones are
I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
~ Cartman
He's not the messiah - he's a very naughty boy ~ Brian's mother, Monty Python's Life Of Brian
We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here, and we want them now Withnail, Withnail & I
There is a certain 'je ne sais quoi' about a firm, young carrot... ~ Monty, Withnail & I
These are just from films, there are so many fantastic quote but I do love these also loads from Blackadder and the young ones.
More sensible ones are
I'm not fat, I just haven't grown into my body yet you skinny bitch.
~ Cartman
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Duirt me leat go raibh me breoite
On Spike Milligans grave
It's in Gaelic and says " I told you I was ill."
On Spike Milligans grave
It's in Gaelic and says " I told you I was ill."
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Hee Hee!!
Another one for a gravestone is:
I've been buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my a$$!! :wah:
Another one for a gravestone is:
I've been buried upside down so the whole world can kiss my a$$!! :wah:
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Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everwhere.
Martin Luther King JR
Also read some great sig links today.
One was some people are like slinkies(sp). They don't do much but it is fun to push them down stairs.
An old sig line. A mighty oak is a nut that held it's ground.
Lotto
http://www.moneymakerslounge.com/forum/ ... .php?t=172
MagicZ4941
Martin Luther King JR
Also read some great sig links today.
One was some people are like slinkies(sp). They don't do much but it is fun to push them down stairs.
An old sig line. A mighty oak is a nut that held it's ground.
Lotto
http://www.moneymakerslounge.com/forum/ ... .php?t=172
MagicZ4941
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"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself..." Franklin D. Roosevelt, First Inaugural Address
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" - Mahatma Gandhi
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There are great ! I love reading quotes.