Dr. Awkward Impugns Postal Workers.

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 9:56 am

A "Dr. Awkward" posted a "joke" that appears more like an insult and attack on postal workers across our country, than it does humor. Do you think this attack by "joke" is fair to all of the thousands of postal workers in our country?

Post #6 at http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=4549

Benjamin · Post by **Benjamin** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:05 am

I liked that CIA joke. :wah:

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:25 am

Naah....It's a joke. That's all. Sure it pokes fun, sure it's off color, but Sheesh! We all gotta laugh sometime!:wah:

Here's my latest favorite:

A French man, An American man, and Angelina Jolie are riding a train across Europe. The train comes to a tunnel and all the lights go out. There's the sound of a kiss, then the louder sound of a slap. They come out of the tunnel and everyone's looking at everyone else curiously.

Angelina Jolie is thinking, "The American must have tried to kiss me, missed and kissed the French guy, and got slapped for it!"

The French guy is thinking, "The American must have snuck a kiss on Angelina Jolie, and in the dark, she missed and slapped me instead!"

The American is thinking, "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can make a kissing noise and slap that French idiot again!":wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:27 am

Jives wrote: Naah....It's a joke. That's all. Sure it pokes fun, sure it's off color, but Sheesh! We all gotta laugh sometime!:wah:

Here's my latest favorite:

A French man, An American man, and Angelina Jolie are riding a train across Europe. The train comes to a tunnel and all the lights go out. There's the sound of a kiss, then the louder sound of a slap. They come out of the tunnel and everyone's looking at everyone else curiously.

Angelina Jolie is thinking, "The American must have tried to kiss me, missed and kissed the French guy, and got slapped for it!"

The French guy is thinking, "The American must have snuck a kiss on Angelina Jolie, and in the dark, she missed and slapped me instead!"

The American is thinking, "I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can make a kissing noise and slap that French idiot again!":wah:
That's funny! that anyone would believe somebody could aim for those giant lips and miss. :yh_rotfl

:D

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 10:40 am

Far Rider wrote: ahahahah... now thats funny!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

The funiest part is my buddy Vik who posted her a few times would actually try it! Especially if it was a french UN officer!
He 'posted' her?? Is that a euphamism? :-2 :sneaky:

gmc · Post by **gmc** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:17 pm

I was going to post a political joke but too many of them are running the country.

http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/ ... sult15.htm

"Of course, America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up"

- Oscar Wilde

"No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British, which amazes Americans, who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute."

- Paul Gallico, US writer:yh_rotfl

Sorry, i got distracted looking for better jokes on the internet. I am supposed to be working instead of skiving off.

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Mon Jan 16, 2006 1:18 pm

gmc wrote: I was going to post a political joke but too many of them are running the country.:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:33 am

Why are golf balls and tennis balls different colors?

Jives · Post by **Jives** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:53 am

This message is hidden because ChiptBeef is on your ignore list.

Hey! That ignore list thing is pretty cool! You still get to see all your friends, but it hides your enemies! Cool!

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:59 am

ChiptBeef wrote: Why are golf balls and tennis balls different colors?

President Bush and the Republican Party. :wah: :wah: :wah: :wah:

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Wed Jan 18, 2006 8:50 am

Jives wrote: This message is hidden because ChiptBeef is on your ignore list.

Hey! That ignore list thing is pretty cool! You still get to see all your friends, but it hides your enemies! Cool!
And it still gives you time to read and respond to those that you claim are on your "ignore list." :rolleyes:

TruthSeekerToo · Post by **TruthSeekerToo** » Thu Feb 02, 2006 10:21 am

moverguy wrote: Funny, damn funny stuff
Not so funny since there has been another postal shooting rampage. You should know that "Dr. Awkward" has a habit of loosely attacking people with little or no correction. I know this from reading some local and regional Virginia web forums.

"Slogans that didn't make it" thread, Post #80. http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... #post42779

"In their own words..." thread http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=3870

It has been rumored locally the "Dr. Awkward" is local media personality Bill Wyatt, who owns a local TV station and 2 local radio stations.

"Profiting From Plagiarism?" under "Personal Experiences" of the discussion section. http://www.plagiarism.phys.virginia.edu

ChiptBeef · Post by **ChiptBeef** » Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:13 pm

I went to those sites and found that "Dr. Awkward" has a habit of attack:

Post 10 http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=4891

Post 6 http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=4758

Posts 64, 73 and 90 http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=4775

Posts 35, 37, 53, 83,84,85,86,90,116 and 122 http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=3870

Posts 22, 32, 36, 38, 40, 41, 61, 72, 75, 78, 80, 82, 84, 88, 90, 107, 111, 122, 124, 128, 134, 138 and 143 http://martinsvillemedia.com/forum/show ... php?t=4713