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I got back from Wisbech about an hour ago. I and a couple of colleagues have been installing cables and electrical apparatus at a food factory. Left home to go there at 2pm.

I have mainly been working in the roof area where there can be found a myriad of air ducts, hot and cold water pipes, steam pipes, cable tray, girders, beams, and so on.

I don't wear overalls if I can help it. I can't stand the things and prefer just my old rags. Unfortunately, my jeans have a tendency to slip revealing two lunar like crescents. Of course, when there are members of the opposite sex and children about, I am careful to keep this spectacle in the shade. But there were no such beings in the roof area so I didn't concern myself too much with it.

However, twice, in two different parts of the roof, I have stood up from a squatting position only for my bare botty to make contact with a steam pipe. Each time the same area of my scalded botty was scalded.

But I'm still not going to wear overalls if I can help it. I shall just be more careful when standing up.

(Groan. My poor sore bot.)
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Post by Wolverine »

SnoozeControl wrote: Have you considered wearing pants that fit your ass?
Hmmmmm........ wear pants that fit, you say??

Thank GOD you're here, Cheeks. i don't think OM would've figured it out.

Mrs. Obvious... you're a life saver.


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Post by chonsigirl »

Or maybe suspenders, to keep the pants up at these vital times!
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SnoozeControl wrote: I'm so glad when I can be useful.

Hey twit, snark on me again and I'll snap your spine. :)
temper, temper Cheeksy-poo.

don't want you popping a stitch or sumpfin.


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SnoozeControl wrote: Have you considered wearing pants that fit your ass?


I haven't got an ass. anyway, I think an ass looks silly in pants.:D
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SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god... my stitches! I've popped a vein! Arggggg!
did she bleed out?

cuz that would suck. wouldn't it?:-2


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Post by OpenMind »

Well, anyway, I'm going to bed now. Clambering over and under obstacles with little space between them is tiring. that, and the dust on top of it. Yaaawn.

G'nite folks. Thanks for visiting my little thread.:)
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SnoozeControl wrote: Oh my god... my stitches! I've popped a vein! Arggggg!


Do you need a ty-rap, Snooze?:)
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OpenMind wrote: I got back from Wisbech about an hour ago. I and a couple of colleagues have been installing cables and electrical apparatus at a food factory. Left home to go there at 2pm.

I have mainly been working in the roof area where there can be found a myriad of air ducts, hot and cold water pipes, steam pipes, cable tray, girders, beams, and so on.

I don't wear overalls if I can help it. I can't stand the things and prefer just my old rags. Unfortunately, my jeans have a tendency to slip revealing two lunar like crescents. Of course, when there are members of the opposite sex and children about, I am careful to keep this spectacle in the shade. But there were no such beings in the roof area so I didn't concern myself too much with it.

However, twice, in two different parts of the roof, I have stood up from a squatting position only for my bare botty to make contact with a steam pipe. Each time the same area of my scalded botty was scalded.

But I'm still not going to wear overalls if I can help it. I shall just be more careful when standing up.

(Groan. My poor sore bot.)


Poor baby, you want me to kiss it and make it better:-4 ?
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Post by valerie »

Wolverine wrote: did she bleed out?

cuz that would suck. wouldn't it?:-2


Exsanguination, it's the only way to go!



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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Poor baby, you want me to kiss it and make it better:-4 ?


It's gone numb. Thanks for the thought, but I just wouldn't feel the benefit.:D
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Post by StupidCowboyTricks »

SnoozeControl wrote: She's a drooler, OM.. be careful with your answer.


*pases Snooze a tissue*



Wipe your mouth Snoozie
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valerie wrote: Exsanguination, it's the only way to go!



:p
why? because of the release of endorphins at the end?


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Post by StupidCowboyTricks »

OpenMind wrote: It's gone numb. Thanks for the thought, but I just wouldn't feel the benefit.:D


I just wanted to show my concern.:)
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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: I just wanted to show my concern.:)


Thanks SCT. My poor bot needs all the concern it can get.:-1 :D
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OpenMind wrote: Thanks SCT. My poor bot needs all the concern it can get.:-1 :D


Good night then.......

sleep tight :-4
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I haven't got an ass. anyway, I think an ass looks silly in pants.


I'll donate you some of mine :-4
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jennyswan wrote: I'll donate you some of mine :-4


Would that be some of your ass or some of your pants???:-3
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SnoozeControl wrote: Aaww! She's buttering OM up.


Butter's good for burns, isn't it? My plaster wouldn't stay on today.:(
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OpenMind wrote: Butter's good for burns, isn't it? My plaster wouldn't stay on today.:(


no!:-2
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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: no!:-2


Glad I didn't try it then. Can't imagine the trouble I'd have had with the local cats.:wah:
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OpenMind wrote: Glad I didn't try it then. Can't imagine the trouble I'd have had with the local cats.:wah:


You want the burn to breathe.......you don't want to block the air out.



and you don't wan't the local cats licking you:-3 erm, or do you?
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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: You want the burn to breathe.......you don't want to block the air out.



and you don't wan't the local cats licking you:-3 erm, or do you?


No thanks. Their tongues are far too rough.:thinking:
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Post by 911 »

mrsK wrote: Never ever BUTTER:-6


Cool Whip is much better.

:It's cool and it's whippy.

:yh_wink
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911 wrote: Cool Whip is much better.



:It's cool and it's whippy.



:yh_wink


Hehehe, are you expecting me to go to work bare-arsed covered in Cool Whip!?
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OpenMind wrote: Hehehe, are you expecting me to go to work bare-arsed covered in Cool Whip!?


If it feels good ......do it! :)
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StupidCowboyTricks wrote: If it feels good ......do it! :)


Nah ta. I prefer goodies to get there mouth first.:D
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Your bot has been sore for a long time now, are you sure its not piles you have. :wah:















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pina wrote: Your bot has been sore for a long time now, are you sure its not piles you have. :wah:


I hohohope not. Otherwise, something's out of whack!!:D

The trouble has been not being able to air it due to it being considered unsociable - no one wants to see me bum you see, milady.:(
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SnoozeControl wrote: I do.:sneaky:


Ok, then. (Stands naked flexing muscles like a Greek athlete.)

Really standing in t-shirt with saggy wrinkled (burnt) white botty and white bony legs on display for all to see. (The other saggy, wrinkled article will remain unseen. Hey, I heard those sighs of relief!)

:p
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I have a completely different mental image of OM... sort of a Pierce Brosnan look alike.


Be it far from me to shatter the image (yet)!





I wont be able to sleep tonight


Sorry, Arnold. Try and think of something relaxing, ..like the moon bobbing on the surface of a lake.

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ArnoldLayne wrote: Oh great ! All I can see are your arse cheeks bobbing up and down :-2
:yh_rotfl
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Post by Hazel »

Hope your bottom is feeling better now! :D
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Post by OpenMind »

Thanks, Hazel. It only hurt every time I moved into certain positions. This eased off by Monday last. But there's still a big red mark. I can just about see it.:)
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SnoozeControl wrote: And he does... every chance he has. ;)


You're only jealous.:p
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