vicious man-eating chihuahuas

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:44 pm

i shouldn't laugh, but i would be sooooooo embarrassed to tell my Sgt. i was attacked by chihuahuas! :yh_rotfl ankle injuries?? BAWAAAAAA:yh_laugh

Angry Chihuahuas Attack CopFriday, December 30, 2005

FREMONT, Calif. Ã¢â‚¬ A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home following a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries including bites to his ankle on Thursday when the five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway, said Fremont detective :siteSearch('Bill Veteran');">Bill Veteran.

The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident, Veteran said.

The officer was treated at a local hospital and returned to work less than two hours later, Veteran said.

It was the third time this month a Fremont officer was bitten by a dog while on duty. Neither of the other officers were seriously injured.

And it was the second bizarre incident in as many hours for the :siteSearch('Fremont Police Department');">Fremont Police Department.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:57 pm

I was attacked by a frickin Pekinese, its the little ones man, theyre all rabid or something. Choowawas are SICK !

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:58 pm

and they are hung like elephants!:o

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 6:59 pm

Got bit by a weinie dog once while just riding my bike..................

And once by a shephard, so I couldn't sit for a week!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:00 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:othe cops?

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:14 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:o

How do you hang an elephant?

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:14 pm

lady cop wrote: the cops?
Well that might explain the attack then................. LOVE BITES!!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:15 pm

OpenMind wrote: How do you hang an elephant?
Nose to tail, nose to tail.............. :-6

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:17 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: and they are hung like elephants!:o

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:19 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: Nose to tail, nose to tail.............. :-6

Sounds a bit perverted to me.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:22 pm

OpenMind wrote: Sounds a bit perverted to me.

To you, maybe.

To them, they like a little tail.................

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:26 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: To you, maybe.

To them, they like a little tail.................

In that case, I must be an elephant!!!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:29 pm

OpenMind wrote: In that case, I must be an elephant!!!
:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:34 pm

Now I'll have to go and find another signature. That's your fault Sojourner.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:35 pm

OpenMind wrote: Now I'll have to go and find another signature. That's your fault Sojourner.

I think you are more than up for the challenge.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:36 pm

What was this thread about..??? Well hung elephants or visious ittty bitty dogs.. that bite.. ?? :wah: :wah:

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:38 pm

CARLA wrote: What was this thread about..??? Well hung elephants or visious ittty bitty dogs.. that bite.. ?? :wah: :wah:stupid little rat-like dogs that are only good for bait. you use them to troll for sharks.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:42 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: I think you are more than up for the challenge.

I'll have to see what I can find.:sneaky:

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:45 pm

I shall await in anticipation the arrival of the new OM personia.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:47 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: I shall await in anticipation the arrival of the new OM personia.

It won't be tonight (or tomorrow night for that matter - mind you, I might find a lot of dancing floating pink elephants tomorrow night).

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 7:49 pm

Pick yourself a good one. Only the best will do for you!

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:03 pm

SOJOURNER wrote: Pick yourself a good one. Only the best will do for you!

Don't you worry about that. It's got to be big, hairless, and........... hmmm.......it's got to have two huge ears on either side.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:06 pm

don't let me interrupt with the actual thread topic.

OpenMind · Post by **OpenMind** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:08 pm

lady cop wrote: don't let me interrupt with the actual thread topic.

You know LC, the best threads always get hijacked:D .

But if you feel you must, please do interrupt.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:09 pm

hey OM, i wish you a happy new year :-6

valerie · Post by **valerie** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 8:39 pm

chonsigirl wrote: Got bit by a weinie dog once while just riding my bike..................

And once by a shephard, so I couldn't sit for a week!

Ain't nobody best be disparagin' sheppies when *I* am around!!!!!

(I like what a friend used to say... any dog ya kin drop kick... ain't

worth havin'!)

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Fri Dec 30, 2005 11:18 pm

Just had one over her.e.........the Chihuahua calls my dog Amazon woman.......I think he reaches to her knee..........:wah:

The Red One · Post by **The Red One** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:12 am

My dog would think, "Hmmm a snack!"

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:33 am

They are smaller than cats, but with mouths that do not shut up!:)

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:39 am

Give me a kitty anyday.....................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:42 am

chonsigirl wrote: Give me a kitty anyday.....................

AMEN!

Having had both, let me tell you: There is nothing more annoying than the yapping of these dogs. Even the pitch of the yap goes right through you.:-5

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:45 am

A kitty could take on a chihuahua any day and make mincemeat out of them...........

Lil~Basco · Post by **Lil~Basco** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:48 am

OpenMind wrote: Don't you worry about that. It's got to be big, hairless, and........... hmmm.......it's got to have two huge ears on either side.

Can't wait to see what you come up with OM!

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:48 am

True! There's nothing behind the irritating yapping. If you leave your hand in their mouth, they choke.............. They have little, itty-bitty mouths. :yh_laugh :yh_laugh :yh_laugh

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:50 am

Sharp little teeth, though. Must amplify their yips....................

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:52 am

You're probablly right there and just like with people, the smaller they are, the tougher they act.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:56 am

I have a rather sordid poodle story involving a roomate which I opt not to share at this time.

SOJOURNER · Post by **SOJOURNER** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:57 am

Nomad wrote: I have a rather sordid poodle story involving a roomate which I opt not to share at this time.
You are such a tease!

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:11 am

Thank you for not opting.....................:wah:

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 8:17 am

chonsigirl wrote: Thank you for not opting.....................:wah:

Some things are just better left unsaid. Although if he were on the forum I would be compelled to expain in explicit detail. :sneaky:

Kathy · Post by **Kathy** » Sat Dec 31, 2005 9:29 am

valerie wrote: Ain't nobody best be disparagin' sheppies when *I* am around!!!!!

(I like what a friend used to say... any dog ya kin drop kick... ain't

worth havin'!)

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Valerie, I agree with your friend! I mean, if you are going to have a dog, then get a DOG!