Jewish Mother

Tombstone · Post by **Tombstone** » Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:41 am

A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's

fallen in love and going to get married. He says,

"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and

you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The

mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the

house and sits them down on the couch and they chat

for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one

I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

LoveMama · Post by **LoveMama** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:13 am

Tombstone.......very funny! The craziest thing.......I have 3 ex daughter in laws! The one I like the most is my Jewish DIL. She's the one that call's me "mama' :-6

and we alway's cooked together!

xxxxxxxooooo

mama

Tombstone wrote: A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's

fallen in love and going to get married. He says,

"Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and

you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The

mother agrees.

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the

house and sits them down on the couch and they chat

for a while. He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one

I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"

"I don't like her."

Paula · Post by **Paula** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 9:42 am

Typical reply of a Jewish Mother, good joke... :sneaky:

A Karenina · Post by **A Karenina** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 11:20 am

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh, Tombstone.