You have to its the law !!

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pantsonfire321@aol.com
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Not sure if any of this is true but this was in todays Sun newspaper -

When it comes to sex many believe we live in permissive times But here in the UK we are governed by strict laws - in other countries,however all kinds of bizarre bedroom activities are allowed . Here Caroline Iggulden goes globe trotting to look at sexual practices that are forbidden and sometimes punishable by death .

CLEVELAND,OHIO: Women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes in public - incase their polished surfaces offer a reflected view up their skirts.

HONG KONG: A betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband,but may only do so with her bare hand . The husbands lover on the other hand, may be killed in any way you choose.

RIGA, LATVIIA: Couples are not to have sex whilst arguing.

HUNGARY; It is againt the law to have sex with the light on - even the light of a candle.

KRAKOW, POLAND: Sex with an animal is punishable by death - but only for the third offence.

GUAM: There are men whose fulltime job it is to traval the countryside deflowering virgins. The girls who are forbidden to marry until they have had sex,pay them for the privilage of having sex.

PHILLIPPINES: In some parts of the country a groom-to-be must prove his manhood by bonking his future brides sisters before their wedding .

WILLOWDALE, OREGON: Men cannot swear while making love to their wives - women can say whatever they want .

VALENCIA, VENEZUELA: Unmarried men and women are not allowed to have sex with anyone who is a known idiot ( wolfy DONT go to Valencia )

BAHRAIN: A male doctor may examine a womans genitals,but is prohibited from looking directly at them .

CALI ,COLOMBIA :A woman may only have sex with her husband - the first time it happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA :It is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time .

ARIZONA: You may not have more than two sex toys in one house .

ECUADOR: A man can return a bride to her parents if he decides she isnt a virgin.

KUWAIT: It is illegal for a man to look lustfuly at a statue of a woman or female animal.

AUSTRIA,: Newly-married couples are allowed to commit adultry - but after one year they must stay faithful to each other .

PLOIESTI, ROMANIA: People cant have sex during the day. By goverment decree, only nightime hours are allowed for lovemaking .

CAMBODIA: In rural areas, a husband may kill his wifes lover if they have had sex in the husbands home . But if the adultery takes place else where the husband can kill his wife instead .

KANUS, LITHUANIA: A man is allowed to banish his mother in law from his home when he wants to make love to his wife.

DRESDEN, GERMANY: A man isnt allowed to stare, wink at or whistle at any woman ,except his wife.

MINSK, BELARUS: Husbands are not allowed to refuse their wives sex after two sex free weeks have passed.

AMES, IOWA: A husband cannot take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with his wife .



Blimey i thought the UK was off its head !!:wah: :wah: :wah:
Can go from 0 - to bitch in 3.0 seconds .:D







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Valerie100
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In some states, oral sex is against the law.
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote:

VALENCIA, VENEZUELA: Unmarried men and women are not allowed to have sex with anyone who is a known idiot ( wolfy DONT go to Valencia )



:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one.
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Hahahaha you have that right Pants, they are some of the strangest facts ever!!! I mean only being able to have sex in the dark!!!! Just imagine........ no actually let's not go there!!! :D
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OpenMind
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Guam, here I come.:wah:
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pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote:

PHILLIPPINES: In some parts of the country a groom-to-be must prove his manhood by bonking his future brides sisters before their wedding.


:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl Maybe the future brides only have brothers. :D















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