If you're too young to understand the following comparisons, you're lucky..wait a few years and you will. The rest of us understand...
1975: Long hair
2005: Longing for hair
1975: KEG
2005: EKG
1975: Acid rock
2005: Acid reflux
1975: Moving to California because it's cool
2005: Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2005: Trying NOT to look like MarlonBrando or Liz Taylor
1975: Seeds and stems
2005: Roughage
1975: Hoping for a BMW
2005: Hoping for a BM
1975: Going to a new, hip joint
2005: Receiving a new hip joint
1975: Rolling Stones
2005: Kidney Stones
1975: Being called into the principal's office
2005: Calling the principal's office
1975: Screw the system
2005: Upgrade the system
1975: Disco
2005: Costco
1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2005: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975: Passing the drivers' test
2005: Passing the vision test
1975: Whatever
2005: Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things..
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on liftoff.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering machine.
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet?
How old do you feel?
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nvalleyvee
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How old do you feel?
I feel my sides hurting from laughing.......and I'm still 29 and holding......twice over.
The growth of knowledge depends entirely on disagreement..........Karl R. Popper
How old do you feel?
Yeah...uh....thanks for that Val....really appreciate it. :-3
I knew you were evil waaaaay deep down....:wah:
I knew you were evil waaaaay deep down....:wah:
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
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Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
How old do you feel?
BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!
:yh_devil
(Surely this didn't mean YOU, BR, you're way too young!!))
:yh_battin
:yh_devil
(Surely this didn't mean YOU, BR, you're way too young!!))
:yh_battin
How old do you feel?
valerie wrote: BBBBBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWHAAAAHAAAAHAAAA!
:yh_devil
(Surely this didn't mean YOU, BR, you're way too young!!))
:yh_battin
Oh puhleeeeeze!! Every single last one of those things applies to me! Damn good thing I'm only 22 mentally!! :yh_rotfl
:yh_devil
(Surely this didn't mean YOU, BR, you're way too young!!))
:yh_battin
Oh puhleeeeeze!! Every single last one of those things applies to me! Damn good thing I'm only 22 mentally!! :yh_rotfl
[FONT=Arial Black]I hope you cherish this sweet way of life, and I hope you know that it comes with a price.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.
~Darrel Worley~
[/FONT]
Bullet's trial was a farce. Can I get an AMEN?????
We won't be punished for our sins, but BY them.