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abbey wrote: Too dry with just peanut BUTTER on it.

....................................ENOUGH ALREADY


I hear you Abbey!

Apparently, a young Tony Blair used to style his hair using Butter :-2

Uncle Kram wrote: Apparently, a young Tony Blair used to style his hair using Butter :-2






I thought "Greese" was the word:-2

SnoozeControl wrote: Alright, showing what a sap I am, my fave song from that show is



Hopelessly Devoted To You


This is the Butter thread mam!:-2

SnoozeControl wrote: Alright, showing what a sap I am, my fave song from that show is



Hopelessly Devoted To YouYou're hopelessly devoted to Butter?

wow you really are Butter queen.

Anyone like BUTTERbeans??:p

SnoozeControl wrote: er... a trick has been played upon my innocence!




I just hurt myself rolling my eyes back in my head and having some type of minor seizure :rolleyes:

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm still wondering why I was talking about an Olivia Newton John song in here.:(Because you're crackers

if only we could ask doughboy:(

Im tellin ya Pillsbury headquarters is right down the street from me. What do you want to ask him ? Ill see what i can do.

Jeremiah was a bullfrog too........weird huh ?

SnoozeControl wrote: I'm still wondering why I was talking about an Olivia Newton John song in here.


Because "Grease is the word" and Tony Blair slicked his hair back with butter.



Maybe it was a culture shock kind of thing.

is this an attempt at the Guiness World Record of threads? got butter (I only made it to page 35, it's probably already been said). Hopefully, threads that make the world a butter place will receive as much grease. Butter not hope for too much. Too butter or not to butter that's the question. Now I know why I put off joining the computer world for eighteen years, this is worse than drinking. Arnold you better go to today's posts and read about doughboy. He didn't appreciate being made the butt-er of jokes. time to quit this margarine and get real (found any missing children lately?).

Nomad, Jeremiah was a bullfrog too.......weird huh ? wrote: Jeremiah was a good friend of mine, never understood a word he said, but he always had some mighty fine buttered rum (maybe it's time to put this to sleep and head over to the Crown and Sheep), joy to all the boys and girls. Is this an attempt at the Guiness World Record of threads? got butter (I only made it to page 35, it's probably already been said). Hopefully, threads that make the world a butter place will receive as much grease. Butter not hope for too much, though? Too butter or not to butter that's the question. Now I know why I put off joining the computer world for eighteen years, this is worse than drinking. Nomad, you better go to today's posts and read about doughboy. He didn't appreciate being made the butt-er of jokes. time to quit this margarine and get real (found any missing children lately?). I went to edit and added a lot, but got back "the following errors occurred when this message was submitted" "1. The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 3 characters." What's that all about? And, I've received a lot of email replies too some of my postings, how do I do that to others (remember I'm a sixty something virgin, when it comes to computers)?

To pm a member click on their name. Select e-mail or private message then just have a wing ding time

To pm a member click on their name. Select e-mail or private message then just have a wing ding time

To pm a member click on their name. Select e-mail or private message then just have a wing ding time

Finally, almost all my editing to my next to last post, before I put it to sleep early this morning, is finished. The top line, "originally posted by..." still didn't come out correct, does originally posted by automatically print at the beginning, or what? What happened to my last post, early this morning, I included every one of the smiles, is that why it didn't get posted? Not a word about butter yet today! Did I slam the brakes on this thread? Butter me, then You. All buttered up and no place to go? Try Bothwell's Pub, and their hot buttered rum (better not dance on the bar though, I don't think the rules about that have been clarified, yet.

Ya need at least 3 characters outside of the [ ] things. You must've typed inside a quote.

As far as the emailing, go to My Settings and explore everything on that left-hand list. You'll learn alot. Send me a private message if you need help. :-6

Thanks Accountable, maybe they should call you genius. Good MLK quote. But, hey people this butter thread is great fun, better than drunking; however, if we devote some time to making this a butter world be sure to click on the missing children thread and take my challenge - not one reply so far. Be sure to check my new post there starting with, "When you go to your Post Office..." (give me about 5 minutes to compose my thoughts)

Nomad wrote: To pm a member click on their name. Select e-mail or private message then just have a wing ding time THAT THING IS SOOOOOOO ANNOYING! :rolleyes:

I have a crush on Buttercup. :-4

Sorry, You can't have her... She is betrothed to me. Let's have a duel for her!:p

Butter sticks at twelve paces?

Far Rider wrote: Gentleman.... choose yer weapons!



I'll take the Butteretta.






You would.

*takes a Lurpak*

I have never refriderated butter but I do keep it in a cool dark cabinet in a glass covered dish. We also use it often enough that it doesn't really sit there and get old.

I do have another question though. How do you know when blue cheese is bad

opinionated wrote: I have never refriderated butter but I do keep it in a cool dark cabinet in a glass covered dish. We also use it often enough that it doesn't really sit there and get old.



I do have another question though. How do you know when blue cheese is bad
:wah: I think it's purchased bad. That way it lasts longer. :-2

You men still fight'n? Who won? Butter make up.

Is butter really cheese ahead of it's time?

:;">



You'll never taste a better bit of butter in yer life,

So spread it on yer toast in the morning.

god i hate this thread, but i have to add tuppence.......kerrygold irish butter is the best on earth, try to find it in your market. it's incredibly rich and pure. and they just came out with sticks of garlic and herb butter...such delicious decadence!! :yh_shamrk :yh_drool

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I dont think so little friend.

take it out about 1 hour before use

ROFL! I'll bet that's the first time anyone has posted in this thread as a first post!!!

123cat, you are unusual!

Can we please rename this thread now?

How about "The Thread That Would Not Die" or "It Came From Outer Thread":-3

A NEWBIE'S VERY FIRST POST AND THEY

BUMP THE BUTTER THREAD... YA GOTTA

LOVE IT!!



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A man was playing golf when he hit his golfball into a field of buttercups.as he was looking around for his ball heard this voice it said 'please sir, dont hurt the buttercups". the man looked up bewildered and asked "who are you?" the voice replied "this is god and if you promise not to hurt the buttercups i will give you butter for the rest of you life." the man looked up at the sky and answered back,"where the heck were you when i was in the pussywillows!?!!" :rolleyes:

123cat wrote: take it out about 1 hour before use




Very extreme thinking. Your suggested actions would require forethought. I have to wonder about the practicality of "thinking outside the box ? Your not some kind of "progressive butter anarchist" are you. Around here we dont take kindly to trouble makers. :rolleyes:

abbey wrote: A man was playing golf when he hit his golfball into a field of buttercups.as he was looking around for his ball heard this voice it said 'please sir, dont hurt the buttercups". the man looked up bewildered and asked "who are you?" the voice replied "this is god and if you promise not to hurt the buttercups i will give you butter for the rest of you life." the man looked up at the sky and answered back,"where the heck were you when i was in the pussywillows!?!!" :rolleyes:


Uh, Abbey... how do I say this? Sounds awfully familiar?