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Accountable wrote: Ah, Bez, don't put your poetry down.

Allow me to be your poetic clown.



Give it some thought, you'll be the wizer

When you remember that rubbish become fertilizer.



It is the stuff from which beauty blooms.

It makes the flowers that decorate your rooms.



So practice, practice makes rhymes legit

Even when they start out like sh*t. :wah:









like mine. :rolleyes:




Ha,ha, he ,he, you made me laugh

I'll try and learn this rhyming craft



Roses are red and grass is green

This thread will soon become a scream



The rest of the crew will soon descend

And everyones humour wil quickly blend



How am I doing my literary friend

Is it time to say "the end" ?

Bez wrote: Spring is here, the sun is out

Plants asleep are about to sprout



Birds are singing building nests

The warmth of the sun brings garden pests



I love the spring, don't you know it

But this you'll see...I'm a rubbish poet


Your poem seems just fine to me

And filled with positivity.

The mood I'm in is far from good

I should cheer up...I wish I could.

So write some more to make me smile

And I'll be happy...for a while.

And thank you, Bez, you've made me see

There's more to life than me, me, me

theia wrote: Your poem seems just fine to me

And filled with positivity.

The mood I'm in is far from good

I should cheer up...I wish I could.

So write some more to make me smile

And I'll be happy...for a while.

And thank you, Bez, you've made me see

There's more to life than me, me, me


Theia, Theia, here comes big hugs :-4

Stay clear of the thread that's full of bugs

There's people here that'll cheer you up

Teas in order , go get a cup

Lifes not so bad keep telling yourself

Think flowers and fairies, pixies and elves

Think sun and rainbows and everything mellow

Treat yourself to your favourite 'jello'

I hope this rhyme will lift your mood

If not try some choccy your favourite food

Look forward to May it'll be a blast

Run out of rhymes so this is the last.....

theia wrote: Your poem seems just fine to me

And filled with positivity.

The mood I'm in is far from good

I should cheer up...I wish I could.

So write some more to make me smile

And I'll be happy...for a while.

And thank you, Bez, you've made me see

There's more to life than me, me, me
Life is more than me, me, me??

Damn! There goes my philosophy

What else is there left to see

If I don't do it for me, me, me?

Because my rhyming skills are poor

I'm trying to practise more and more



If you are bored with all my prattle

Please be patient ...it's a battle



Clancy, Arnie and Uncle Kram

Please help me out of this awful jam



ACCs gone and so has Nomad

Guess they're fed up 'cos i'm so bad



So all my friends I need some tips

On how to improve my rhyming quips



I seem to be getting quite carried away

What some people do on a Saturday...



I'm baby sitting baby Lewis

Mum and dad have gone out on the pi$$ ( not really...I'm trying to rhyme)

So I'm all alone at their computy

Like any Nan doing her duty



This ditty is long so I'd better go

And Make some tea....just be a mo..





Wilamena Shortspear

It's a cold but sunny day

and Spring is on its way

Golf is on my mind

but it is time that I must find

Then off to Tennessee

Easter eggs and family to see

We'll visit and golf a bit

and then will talk and sit

In tune with family and friends........

Until our Easter nears its end

Then back to Ohio in our car

Knitting and sitting the trip's not far

And happy in heart

We end at the start

To continue with life

As mother and wife.

Eaney meaney miney mo

I'm a little blue Yo Yo.

Always up and down I go

Such is life for all I know.

Walk the dog and rock the cradle

Always ready, willing and able.

To make of life a silly game

Break my string, now that's a shame!

Hello Yo Yo nice to meet you

Cut your string? now that we won't do !



Have some fun and make some friends

FGs diversity never ends...

Bez wrote: Because my rhyming skills are poor

I'm trying to practise more and more



If you are bored with all my prattle

Please be patient ...it's a battle



Clancy, Arnie and Uncle Kram

Please help me out of this awful jam



ACCs gone and so has Nomad

Guess they're fed up 'cos i'm so bad



So all my friends I need some tips

On how to improve my rhyming quips



I seem to be getting quite carried away

What some people do on a Saturday...



I'm baby sitting baby Lewis

Mum and dad have gone out on the pi$$ ( not really...I'm trying to rhyme)



So I'm all alone at their computy

Like any Nan doing her duty



This ditty is long so I'd better go

And Make some tea....just be a mo..





Wilamena Shortspear
"O woe is me!

I cannot rhyme,

Despite the constant rhymerie ... you see." :-2



O Bez - pfffft! :yh_tong2

You're doing fine

I can't come up with a rhyme for pfffft! [smilie=9,13,34]

Men are smart, Women are smarter,

they send their men off to work for barder!



(I'm not very good at this sort of thing either)

cars wrote: Men are smart, Women are smarter,

they send their men off to work for barder!







(I'm not very good at this sort of thing either)


The worse we are the funnier it is cars....it does get the old brain going though.





Forgot this was a rhyming thread

One more ditty before i go to bed



Been a nice day but now I'm knackered

In rhyming slang that would be 'cream crackered'



Hope your weekend has been some fun

Night night all, for now I'm done

Now this really is my kind of thread

I'm sure I'll be back again

But I really ought to go to bed

Instead of racking my brain

bigears wrote: Now this really is my kind of thread

I'm sure I'll be back again

But I really ought to go to bed

Instead of racking my brain








Me too Bigears, gonna hit the sack

More fun tomorrow when we all come back:-6

I SAID "I DO", then she said oh no you don't,

I said I will, then she said oh no you won't.:wah:

Today I started to mow the grass

But I slipped on wetness, and fell on my a*s

I decided then, that I would cook,

Got lured from the stove,

By a very good book.

Returned to the kitchen,

Thought I would clean...

But I started feeling tired and mean.

I layed on the couch to watch some telly,

Woke up feeling wrinkled and smelly

Took a bath and poured a drink...

And now Ill just play here.. I think

Ha ha weeder I loved your ditty

it's one in the morning more's the pity

If I don't get to bed really soon

I'll wake in the morning with a feeling of doom

So goodnight to all ( for the second time)

I'll see you tomorrow with a new (hopefully better) rhyme

At the sake of seeming myopic

I'd ask to join your topic

Seems a likely thread

To ease a troubled head

Often I've heard the rumor

That showing a sense of humor

Might lead to finding a friend

So my little humor I send

I'm glad you're here, 4rum.

At first I'd thought your name

was sending a waitress for rum,

But now that seems inane.



Now I know you're here for ... um ...

Well, all our reasons' the same

We gather at this forum

Garden 'cause we're all insane.

How come I just now found this thread?

You were all scared to tell me: she said

The bard's crown I'll snatch

You've all met your match

There's a trillion blonde rhymes in this head

It's Sunday, It's sunny and I'm full of 'go'

Later this morning the grass i must mow

For now i've the washing and housework to do

But out on the bike is an option too



I'll be back later to enjoy FG

But the rest of the day is me, me, me

For those who are poorly or feeling blue

I've left you these flowers, they're just for you...

How wonderful, Bez, to see flowers on this thread,

How pleasing they are to the eye.

If I could post pictures, I would...but instead

I'll just wish all and sundry a "hi"

I just jumped out of bed,

to come and check this thread,

to see what words pop of of my head,

some of the words followed and some of the words shed.:rolleyes:

Theia's all decked in flowers, Bez is mowing

Spring in England and green things are growing

Like his rhymes, Cars is hot

MrsK's no doubt got

Autumn chills. My warm bed's where I'm going

G'night All !!!

OMG -- ryhming thread!!

I'll post a real poem instead!

Make Love to Me with Poetry

Make love to me with poetry,

With words erotic tease,

Each tantalizing syllable,

Evokes enraptured pleas.

The words caress and tantalize,

Draw heat from in my breast,

With each ensuing rhythm,

My passion nears its crest.

I taste each tender word he pens,

My spirit seeks release,

At last the loving torrents flow,

My soul is now at peace.

I'm still working like a slave

This stress will mean an early grave

Not even sure when I can leave

And sometimes I just can't believe

I can't bring this treadmill to a halt

I suppose it really is my fault

And I would not be in this mess

If my boss hadn't seen me in that dress..........

Love it Samantha!!! And hi Uncle Kram! I've missed you.. um do I hafta rhyme that?

I love it Samantha, she said

And hi Unc!! I was going to bed

But sidetracked's what I got

In that monkey rhyme plot

With a smile and a blush she then fled.

One last little post. Don't know where this originally came from, but it's a great poem



Poem

Take strands of speech, faded and broken

Tear them to pieces, word from word

Then take the ravelled shreds and dye them

With meanings that were never heard

Place them across the loom. Let wind-shapes

And sunlight come in at the door

Or let the radiance of raining

Move in silver on the floor

And sit you quiet in the shadow

Before the subtly idle strands

Silence, a cloak, will weigh your shoulder

Silence, a sorrow, fill your hands

Yet there shall come the stirring... Weaver

Weave well and not with words alone

Weave through the pattern every fragment

Of glittered breath that you have known

Hazel Hall

Uncle Kram wrote: I'm still working like a slave

This stress will mean an early grave

Not even sure when I can leave

And sometime I just can't believe

I can't bring this treadmill to a halt

I suppose it really is my fault

And I would not be in this mess

If my boss hadn't seen me in that dress..........
Good to see you, Unc!

Job's got you blue?

You're boss is a punk.

Heres a link for you.



http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=12077

ACc your link was handy so thanks

Poor Unc your work is causing you angst

Lifes too short for all this grief

Take some time off it'll be a relief

This thread is funny you must admit

Never thought I'd contribute so much to IT



William Wordsworth is 'turning in his grave'

But I don't care, this is a 'rave'



So come on all and join the fun

de da de da .....oh blimey...oh bum....run out of inspiration...back later..

Bez wrote: This thread is funny you must admit

Never thought I'd contribute so much to IT



William Wordsworth is 'turning in his grave'

But I don't care, this is a 'rave'



So come on all and join the fun

de da de da .....oh blimey...oh bum....run out of inspiration...back later..


I'm shocked, I'm stunned, I'm almost struck dumb

That our dear Bez has just said "bum"

Now come on Bez, this isn't a farce

Next thing we know, you'll be saying ar**

theia wrote: I'm shocked, I'm stunned, I'm almost struck dumb

That our dear Bez has just said "bum"

Now come on Bez, this isn't a farce

Next thing we know, you'll be saying ar**


:yh_rotfl he he Theia, you made me smile

your rhymes beat mine by a mile

when we meet on the 6th of May

you'll see I'm just human but that's OK

Cyber friends will meet at last

The time together will be a 'blast' :yh_flower

Bez wrote: :yh_rotfl he he Theia, you made me smile

your rhymes beat mine by a mle

when we meet on the 6th of May

you'll see I'm just human but that's OK

Cyber friends will meet at last

The time together will be a 'blast' :yh_flower


I can't wait til early May

To meet you all en masse,

So long as OM and Weeder, pray,

Don't pee upon the grass

theia wrote: I can't wait til early May

To meet you all en masse,

So long as OM and Weeder, pray,

Don't pee upon the grass


I peed here, I peed there, I peed everywhere,

and one time even peed in my hair,

so don't fret, cause I'm willing to bet,

that even my feet are wet!

I came, I saw, I laughed, and I cried,

this crazy garden's been quite a ride

A twisted road we go up and down

Some post with a smile, some with a frown

There once was a man from kent,

who fell asleep in his tent,

while dreaming of money,

then when he woke up,

hey that's not funny! :rolleyes:



There once was a man from Tipacanoe,

who fell asleep in a canoe, while

dreaming of ---- oh oh wait can't

go on, that's "X" rated sorry! :p

Rhymes, Rhymes, no one is taking the time to Rhyme,

A little push here, a little push there, a little push everywhere,

still no one Rhymes without a care.



(Man I stink at this, :wah: & yet. . . . . . . I still continue! Go figure!)

All these Rhymes

Take much time

Time is very short



Work takes time

No time to rhyme

Time just can't be bought



Busy, busy too at home

Weary to the bone

I'm off to bed to rest my head

Before I get too fraught



Poets all, gather here

Post your life in rhyme

Post your funnies, make us laugh

Please do make the time.:yh_flower

Weeder, Chonsi and sojourner

How does your garden grow ?

Flowers and shrubs and plants in tubs

Or vegetables all in a row



Pink or blue or yellow or red

What do you grow in your flower bed ?

Poppies red or scented rose

which do you choose to grow(s)

AussiePam wrote: Some people just hang out in bars

Some dream that they're rich, neath the stars

I'd rather waste time

Busting a rhyme

Or nicking the last word from Cars


OK Pam, I don't like bars, I just like cars,

don't dream of great wealth, just for good health,

have money enough to waste rhyme on a dime,

but don't lend any out so I can have a great time!:rolleyes:

(Or re-nicking TLW from Pam, no matter how she felt)

Oh sweetest Bez

My seeds I laid

In my little garden

As outside I played.

Rose moss today

And poppies too

Tomorrow some bachelor's

To bloom in blue.

Nothing swetter

Can there there be,

Then the little garden

Planted by me.

Rain is good for the Grass,

but it makes me slip & fall on my nose,

Ha, you thought I was going to say assssss,

now you can see I'm not too good with prose. :rolleyes:

One more day of work to go, then

4 days off ...good things to do

Grandchildren will come and how we'll play

Silly games the 'Nanny way'



No nintendo no playstation two

Just dominos, cards and peek a boo

We'll go to the park weather permitting

We'll play games .... balls we'll be kicking



So lets all hope for lots of sun :-6

The weekend then will be much more fun

so rain and wind please keep away

So nan and kids can happily play

Here in the SUNshine state,:-6

I sit one the beach & wait,

to see how my SUN tan affects my fate,

all coppery brown & mellow,

trying to become a TAN fellow!:rolleyes:

TLW, TLW, TLW, oh no, that's another thread,

but I can't seem to get that nasty TLW out of my head! :wah:

A medley of mirth

Put in rhythm too

Next time I post

I will TLW you!