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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:28 pm
by koan
Speaking of panda bears, I noticed a paper bag on ground outside my house today. It was empty. Imagine!!!

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:30 pm
by koan
Then the wind blew it away. At least I don't have to think about it anymore. Wait. I just did. Well, I won't think about it tomorrow.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:38 pm
by Bullet
Paula, stop it. I know you took over everybody's thingies and are posting under their names. Stop it...STOP IT ...FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOOOOOPPP!!!!

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:41 pm
by Bullet
You stop it. I'll use your posting thingy now. BAHAHAhahaha (evil laugh)

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:42 pm
by Bullet
No YOU stop it!!

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:43 pm
by Bullet
Your a poopie head.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:44 pm
by Bullet
I'm rubber and your glue....:p

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:06 pm
by kensloft
Walked bye the pizza store and the guy that works in there looked at me.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:08 pm
by kensloft
Then I walked bye the 7 - 11 and they were to far away for me to see whether or not they were looking at me.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:09 pm
by kensloft
Decided to let the dog take me for a run.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:10 pm
by kensloft
I have him trained so that I don't have to struggle with his pulling anymore.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:11 pm
by kensloft
Now, I just run behind him.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:12 pm
by kensloft
I don't like it when he makes sudden stops!

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:12 pm
by kensloft
I'm sure that he knows what he is doing.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:13 pm
by kensloft
He likes to watch me stumble into him and have to jump over him.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:14 pm
by Bullet
sounds ruff

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:16 pm
by BabyRider
Bullet wrote: sounds ruff
Now, THAT'S a postslut! Geez, Bullet! :yh_eyerol




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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:19 pm
by Bullet
JAB wrote: So, just to be on the safe side, they artificially inseminated the panda lady. Can you imagine that?



I can't either which is why I think Charles and Camilla shouldn't marry. Omigod! I had another thought! You don't think they'd artificially inseminate her if she couldn't get pregnant the old-fashioned way, do you?! :-3 Yikes!!Artificial insemination. Both words have four syllabills. But really now, ice cream does not have hair. Unless you drop it on the floor. 3 second rule!!!

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:19 pm
by Bullet
BabyRider wrote: Now, THAT'S a postslut! Geez, Bullet! :yh_eyerol



I have no pride!!lol

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 8:52 pm
by Lon
Ha ha ha!!! I ate NEMO for dinner last night.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:46 pm
by koan
Every time I drive over the Lion's Gate Bridge I scream all the way across. It's better than a rollercoaster ride.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:34 pm
by kensloft
I can't wait to go across the Lion's Gate Bridge.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 10:36 pm
by kensloft
If you wanna talk about bridges you should see the ones in Monteal.

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:11 pm
by koan
kensloft wrote: I can't wait to go across the Lion's Gate Bridge.
We can hold hands and scream together. You steer. :D

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:39 pm
by kensloft
koan wrote: We can hold hands and scream together. You steer. :D
It's usually with the hands in the air when it's going down..

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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 11:55 pm
by koan
They've got three tiny lanes. The middle one changes direction at random. One of us must have our hands on the wheel!

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:13 am
by kensloft
koan wrote: They've got three tiny lanes. The middle one changes direction at random. One of us must have our hands on the wheel!
You take the ups and I'll take the downs.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:38 am
by koan
I think it would be really nice to squish my toes around in mud. I haven't done that for a long time.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:32 am
by kensloft
Skipping rocks on the water's surface.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:36 am
by David813
Waking up to a socialist America....

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 9:44 am
by RedSoxFan
Watching Koan land face first after slipping in the mud.....

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 10:26 am
by koan
RSF...not letting a girl get to you are you? :yh_giggle

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:02 am
by David813
Jeez RedSock! You have kind of a mean streak don't you! Koan is a cat person like me and she lives in a cool place! LAY OFF!!

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:10 am
by kensloft
RedSoxFan wrote: Watching Koan land face first after slipping in the mud.....
Watching rsf look and sound like a desperate dink.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:25 am
by RedSoxFan
kensloft wrote: Watching rsf look and sound like a desperate dink.


The only thing im desperate for is cleaning off Koans toes.....mmmmmm

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:30 am
by Jives
BOTH SIDES NOW

- Joni Mitchell

Rows and flows of angel hair

And ice cream castles in the air

And feather canyons everywhere

I've looked at clouds that way



But now they only block the sun

They rain and they snow on everyone

So many things I would have done

But clouds got in my way



I've looked at clouds from both sides now

From up and down, and still somehow

It's cloud illusions I recall

I really don't know clouds at all



Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels

The dizzy dancing way that you feel

As every fairy tale comes real

I've looked at love that way



But now it's just another show

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

And if you care, don't let them know

Don't give yourself away



I've looked at love from both sides now

From give and take, and still somehow

It's love's illusions I recall

I really don't know love

Really don't know love at all



Tears and fears and feeling proud

To say "I love you" right out loud

Dreams and schemes and circus crowds

I've looked at life that way



Oh but now old friends they're acting strange

And they shake their heads

And they tell me that I've changed

Well something's lost but something's gained

In living every day



I've looked at life from both sides now

From win and lose and still somehow

It's life's illusions I recall

I really don't know life at all

It's life's illusions I recall

I really don't know life

I really don't know life at all



COPYRIGHT 1967

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:44 pm
by koan
RedSoxFan wrote: The only thing im desperate for is cleaning off Koans toes.....mmmmmm


Back of the line, buddy.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:59 pm
by David813
I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:13 pm
by minks
David813 wrote: I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.


I was thinking more a bit of a d-i-*-k!!

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:23 pm
by David813
LOL!!!! I really want to see him and koan mud wrestle.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 3:32 pm
by RedSoxFan
David813 wrote: I wonder if the RedSox organization is aware it's name is being used by such a miscreant.


Obviously you dont know much about the Red Sox organization.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:12 pm
by kensloft
RedSoxFan wrote: Obviously you dont know much about the Red Sox organization.
What do you know about the Red Sox orgnization? Huh? Hmmm?

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:17 pm
by RedSoxFan
kensloft wrote: What do you know about the Red Sox orgnization? Huh? Hmmm?


I think the question is: What dont I know about the Red Sox organization?

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:49 pm
by minks
are you a red sox organization owner, manager, ceo kinda person or just a stalker.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 4:53 pm
by RedSoxFan
minks wrote: are you a red sox organization owner, manager, ceo kinda person or just a stalker.


Nope. Dont want to get too much into the details but I know a few people within the organiztion, that are high up on the ladder.

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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:38 pm
by koan
I've got eight different 10'' blades for my compound mitre saw. They are all good for different reasons. I have a favourite, though.