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sex on the beach?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:25 pm
by StupidCowboyTricks
stewartcumming wrote: Shame, thats an insurance policy I would take up


:-2 take up where?

sex on the beach?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:32 pm
by stewartcumming
StupidCowboyTricks wrote: :-2 take up where?


As we say in England "any hole's a goal"....

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:36 pm
by StupidCowboyTricks
stewartcumming wrote: As we say in England "any hole's a goal"....


Was that "Gentleman Cowboy's" that said that.



:-2 - it begins to make since why John Wayne never walked right after filming the Quite Man.

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:37 pm
by stewartcumming
StupidCowboyTricks wrote: Was that "Gentleman Cowboy's" that said that.



:-2 - it begins to make since why John Wayne never walked right after filming the Quite Man.


The Quiet Man was set in Ireland, so it must have been a priest wot dun it.....

though they usually like em younger?

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:41 pm
by StupidCowboyTricks
stewartcumming wrote: The Quiet Man was set in Ireland, so it must have been a priest wot dun it.....



though they usually like em younger?


It was Britain back then.:D

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:43 pm
by Uncle Kram
Sheryl wrote: I wanna know how the heck you sex on top of a ladder??
I'm working on a sketch right now Sheryl. All in the best possible taste of course

Like Clancy, I've also taken full advantage of the services offered by British Rail.

And then there was that time while driving on the M5 motorway although that was less about giving than receiving ;)

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:45 pm
by stewartcumming
StupidCowboyTricks wrote: It was Britain back then.:D


Wasnt it set in the 20th century? After the 1st world war?

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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:47 pm
by StupidCowboyTricks
stewartcumming wrote: Wasnt it set in the 20th century? After the 1st world war?


:sneaky: - I'm drink....erm, taking the fifth!

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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:34 am
by Uncle Kram
I used to give a woman a lift home from work. The minute we were through the gate she'd get all her kit off. It was most entertaining unless we were stuck in traffic next to a bus :driving: :D

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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:15 pm
by Uncle Kram
Clancy wrote: *All when I was younger*



Stonehenge.

Loch Ness {shoreline}

On a train

The British Museum London

Glasgow Art Gallery.

Many times in the bands truck.

Glagow Apollo {venue}

Dundee Caird Hall {venue}

The Sandrian {It was a big pub in Kilmarnock}

On the beach of a few places.

In a lighthouse.

...and a lot of gigs where we played


I've recently started reading Lulu's autobiography. I can't remember who it's by but it graphically details her days doing gigs in and around Glasgow before she burst onto the scene in the early 60's. Should I expect to see the words "knee-trembler" and "Clancy" appearing before she heads south for fame and fortune?

We-e-e-e-e-e-e-ell?

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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:19 pm
by Uncle Kram
SnoozeControl wrote: :yh_rotfl

That means Clancy would've been sexually active when he was about 7.


As late as that? :D

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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 3:30 pm
by Uncle Kram
Clancy wrote: She's only four years older than me :)

She was a Luvver ....{that's the name of her old band} :guitarist


Yeah - I've had a crush on her for almost 40 years and she is still stunning!

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 3:17 am
by TheSwede
On a Beach in Ft. Lauderdale in Florida at night though but it was a buzy Boulevard about 30 feet from where we were. So if they would have looked closely they would have seen us. It was amazin gthough just the thought of getting caught and actually hearing people talking that were walking by that was how close we were. :)

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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:14 am
by AussiePam
Pam comes in and reads all these tall tales and true confessions, then heads out again, grinning wickedly..