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Speaking of butter...how about those Danish butter cookies that come in the round tin ? Why Im having them for breakfast right now. What could be better than that ? (besides cold pizza that is)

Nomad wrote: Speaking of butter...how about those Danish butter cookies that come in the round tin ? Why Im having them for breakfast right now. What could be better than that ? (besides cold pizza that is)


.............................SUSHI

Now I'm thoroughly confused. Are those 'Cant Believe...' fake butter spreads margarine? I use them and they don't taste like marg., which I hate.



silverfox wrote: Butter should only be refrigerated for long term storage. (Tip. Have tissues handy in case of butter running down your wrist! - best not eaten in bed - the crumbs and stickiness is not conducive to romance! LOL :wah:


Butter not conducive to romance? You've never seen Last Tango in Paris?!

ComfortablyNumb wrote: Now I'm thoroughly confused. Are those 'Cant Believe...' fake butter spreads margarine? I use them and they don't taste like marg., which I hate.









Butter not conducive to romance? You've never seen Last Tango in Paris?!


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.................lol

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: British company with a little bit too much time on their hands invents butter with a temperature control

Nomad wrote: I hate to see this thread go. Butter is such a vast topic.


Butter think of something else to say then

Betty Botter bought some butter

And she said "This butter's bitter"

So she bought some better butter

Better than the bitter butter

And she said "This butter's better"!



Well, SOMEBODY had to do it!!



;) :p :-6

Butter think of something else to say then


He He yeah Butter late then never :wah:

Hmm, butter up!

My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"

My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"


Ahh I hope she gets butter soon

You butter watch out

You butter not cry

You butter watch out

I'm tellin u why

Santa Claus is coming to town....

Ok so the last bit doesnt quite fit :-2

Uncle Kram wrote: My Auntie Marj has been ill for several months. So long in fact that we don't call her Marj anymore.....just "I can't believe she's not better"


:yh_bigsmi



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WILL THIS THREAD NEVER DIE???:-5 :rolleyes: :wah:

NOPE!



Anything you can do I can do buttah...

I can do anything buttah than you!



:p

I would type faster only I'm such a butter fingers :p

i surrender!!! The King's Breakfast



The King's Breakfast

The King asked

The Queen, and

The Queen asked

The Dairymaid:

"Could we have some butter for

The Royal slice of bread?"

The Queen asked the Dairymaid,

The Dairymaid

Said, "Certainly,

I'll go and tell the cow

Now

Before she goes to bed."



The Dairymaid

She curtsied,

And went and told

The Alderney:

"Don't forget the butter for

The Royal slice of bread."

The Alderney

Said sleepily:

"You'd better tell

His Majesty

That many people nowadays

Like marmalade

Instead."



The Dairymaid

Said, "Fancy!"

And went to

Her Majesty.

She curtsied to the Queen, and

She turned a little red:

"Excuse me,

Your Majesty,

For taking of

The liberty,

But marmalade is tasty, if

It's very

Thickly

Spread."



The Queen said

"Oh!:

And went to

His Majesty:

"Talking of the butter for

The royal slice of bread,

Many people

Think that

Marmalade

Is nicer.

Would you like to try a little

Marmalade

Instead?"



The King said,

"Bother!"

And then he said,

"Oh, deary me!"

The King sobbed, "Oh, deary me!"

And went back to bed.

"Nobody,"

He whimpered,

"Could call me

A fussy man;

I only want

A little bit

Of butter for

My bread!"



The Queen said,

"There, there!"

And went to

The Dairymaid.

The Dairymaid

Said, "There, there!"

And went to the shed.

The cow said,

"There, there!

I didn't really

Mean it;

Here's milk for his porringer,

And butter for his bread."



The Queen took

The butter

And brought it to

His Majesty;

The King said,

"Butter, eh?"

And bounced out of bed.

"Nobody," he said,

As he kissed her

Tenderly,

"Nobody," he said,

As he slid down the banisters,

"Nobody,

My darling,

Could call me

A fussy man -

BUT

I do like a little bit of butter to my bread!"



Alan Alexander Milne

a man was playing golf when he hit his golfball into a field of buttercups.as he was looking around for his ball heard this voice it said 'please sir, dont hurt thebuttercups". the man looked up bewildered and asked "who are you?" the voice replied "this is god and if you promise not to hurt the buttercups i will give you butter for the rest of you life." the man looked up at the sky and answered back,"where the heck were you when i was in the pussywillows!?!!" :sneaky:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl



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Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said "this butter's bitter! But a bit

of better butter will but make my butter better" So she bought some better

butter, better than the bitter butter, and it made her butter better so 'twas

better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter!:o

Guess you blasted right by post #57 there JSwan, huh?!?!?



:D



(Interesting to see how it reads from another country!)



:)

Guess you blasted right by post #57 there JSwan, huh?!?!?




Opps .... hanging my head in shame

No, no, don't do that!!



After all, we can never have too much BUTTER, now can we?



:-6

Recently , I have been intrigued by a religious practice with some similarities to Buddhism. So similar in fact, I can't believe it's not Buddah

He He..It's the way I tell 'em

Everyone is going to kill me........................I've done something horrific.......................I've started a "peanut butter" thread!!!! LOL

noooooooooooorobinseggs wrote: Everyone is going to kill me........................I've done something horrific.......................I've started a "peanut butter" thread!!!! LOL

LOL...he he heeee!!!

let me know when a strawbery jam thread opens.

I even refrigerate peanut butter!!

My oma is in her 80s and she leaves it out.

Lotto

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MagicZ4941A

My life is blighted by Arachybutyraphobia which is the morbid fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth

Be warned...it may contain nuts!!!!

Alfred wrote: let me know when a strawbery jam thread opens.


OH!!!! I LOVE STRAWBERRY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With lots of butter!!!! On a hot biscuit!!!!!

Lets not let this thread get away. Butter butter butter. Be boop butter, boopy boop butter.

robinseggs wrote: OH!!!! I LOVE STRAWBERRY JAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! With lots of butter!!!! On a hot biscuit!!!!!


smothered al over toast.

Things I miss from not living Stateside any more.



Buttered popcorn in HUGE buckets.

I think theres more to be discussed here people. Butter.

you're right...

the downside of refridgeration is that the butter becomes realy hard for me to spread onto something, my fridge seems to almost freeze the butter.

Alfred wrote: you're right...



the downside of refridgeration is that the butter becomes realy hard for me to spread onto something, my fridge seems to almost freeze the butter.


And whats worse than getting either holes in your bread or your left with a big chunky pat of butter that stays in one spot ? **** on that !

thats right look into the eyes...

Alfred wrote: thats right look into the eyes...








m a s t e r...what is your command ?

Nomad wrote: m a s t e r...what is your command ?


spread butter on my sandwich without poking holes in the bread.

SnoozeControl wrote: I hate holes in my bread, I just won't tolerate it!




I hear ya loud and clear sneezer...its beyond the realm of what I expect from a sandwich !

SnoozeControl wrote: I hate holes in my bread, I just won't tolerate it!


It does make it easier to read the newspaper while you're eating your toast though

I caught this thread trying to slip away.