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How many "cocktails" or "pills" do you have to take if you accidentally get stuck by a dirty needle or come in contact with someone HIV + that is bleeding? IS it alot of stuff to swallow? Literally I mean, not figuratively.

DesignerGal wrote: huh?


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(he's a Nomad, he's a doll!!)

Amoto quaeramus seria ludo



Carry on pussycat.

DesignerGal wrote: How many "cocktails" or "pills" do you have to take if you accidentally get stuck by a dirty needle or come in contact with someone HIV + that is bleeding? IS it alot of stuff to swallow? Literally I mean, not figuratively.the horror is, if we get blood on us, we have to go to ER and get a series of shots. and we have to get a court order to find out if the ******* has AIDS.

How's the weather today?

SweetDarlin wrote: How's the weather today?it's the last of the cool weather today, soon the miserable heat will be upon us, then hurricane season. i have not seen rain in a long time, that would be nice.

Nomad wrote: Anulos qui animum ostendunt omnes gestemus!:-6


Carpe Aribica!!

Okie wrote: Carpe Aribica!!seize the coffee!?

if so..hear, hear! I'm with ya!~

lady cop wrote: the horror is, if we get blood on us, we have to go to ER and get a series of shots. and we have to get a court order to find out if the ******* has AIDS.


Did you happen to see that episode on tv of Rivera when he went to LA to a house where people got together to shoot up and one of them tried to stick him with a dirty needle. He had the same look as he had in Israel when the bombs were flying.Desert Storm I think.

Okie wrote: Did you happen to see that episode on tv of Rivera when he went to LA to a house where people got together to shoot up and one of them tried to stick him with a dirty needle. He had the same look as he had in Israel when the bombs were flying.Desert Storm I think.no, didn't see it. but geraldo is a jerk. he can be seen hanging on a stop sign during any hurricane, saving lives in new orleans (hahahaha) or opening capone's safe. he is such a twit that it's a joke everywhere.

lady cop wrote: no, didn't see it. but geraldo is a jerk. he can be seen hanging on a stop sign during any hurricane, saving lives in new orleans (hahahaha) or opening capone's safe. he is such a twit that it's a joke everywhere.


I agree completely. I think he got in trouble in Desert Storm for giving away the troops location. He is an idiot.

How did you feel the first time you made an arrest ? and have you ever had anyone die in your custody ?

pantsonfire321@aol.com wrote: How did you feel the first time you made an arrest ? and have you ever had anyone die in your custody ?making my first arrest...i can't even remember! and no, i have never had anyone die in my custody. i have, however, taken some to the hospital and left them there until someone could come babysit them. when we have a really bad case we have to send a deputy to stay with them. if it's a small charge we call the judge to ROR...release on own recognizance so we don't have to pay medical bills.

lady cop wrote: making my first arrest...i can't even remember! and no, i have never had anyone die in my custody. i have, however, taken some to the hospital and left them there until someone could come babysit them. when we have a really bad case we have to send a deputy to stay with them. if it's a small charge we call the judge to ROR...release on own recognizance so we don't have to pay medical bills.


Now theres some useful info. *dont let them ror me*

Nomad wrote: Now theres some useful info. *dont let them ror me*don't worry....when we get you, i call the judge and say DON'T let this one go! :yh_rotfl

lady cop wrote: don't worry....when we get you, i call the judge and say DON'T let this one go! :yh_rotfl


Cuz ya love me :-4

Nomad wrote: Cuz ya love me :-4yeah, but don't tell anyone. :p

lady cop wrote: well in the spirit of BabyRider, i am going to leave myself open...but i was smart enough to foil Nomad by saying 'almost' ...got cop questions? or whatever! i am a font of useless info!:rolleyes: on a forum i used to inhabit there was a sticky of 'ask the cop', it was fun. i got all kinds of confessions!


Here in the US there are laws about cohabitation turning into common law marriage. I just saw a cop show here on tv that a couple were having a shoving match and the cops took the man to jail. They mentioned that the couple had been living together for nine months so under Florida law were considered married, but, the man is already married to someone else. Would that be bigamy?

common law marriages are NOT recognized as valid in florida..........Traditionally, when a man and a woman lived together and held themselves out to the world as husband and wife for a certain period of time (such as 7 or 14 years), the law of the state in which they resided recognized them as husband and wife despite the lack of the formal legalities of marriage.

Most states no longer recognize common law marriages. However, if a couple meets the requirements for a common law marriage in a state that does recognize common law marriages, and the couple then moves to a state that does not have common law marriages, the new state will usually recognize the "common law" marriage. For example, if a couple lived in Texas, a state recognizing common law marriage, and met the requirements for a common law marriage, and then moved to California, which does not recognize common law marriage, California will recognize the couple as being married...............

lady cop wrote: common law marriages are NOT recognized as valid in florida..........Traditionally, when a man and a woman lived together and held themselves out to the world as husband and wife for a certain period of time (such as 7 or 14 years), the law of the state in which they resided recognized them as husband and wife despite the lack of the formal legalities of marriage.

Most states no longer recognize common law marriages. However, if a couple meets the requirements for a common law marriage in a state that does recognize common law marriages, and the couple then moves to a state that does not have common law marriages, the new state will usually recognize the "common law" marriage. For example, if a couple lived in Texas, a state recognizing common law marriage, and met the requirements for a common law marriage, and then moved to California, which does not recognize common law marriage, California will recognize the couple as being married...............
If one of these people in a common law marriage was already married then is that bigamy. If so does anyone get prosecuted for bigamy or is it just ignored unless the other spouse presses the matter.

if the 'common law' couple do not take out a license and thereby commit fraud, it's not bigamy. i am sure bigamy is prosecuted when it is discovered by whatever means. you may want to google bigamy for more information. it's really not my area:)

Não confie numa mulher que tira tudo menos o chapéu.

This afternoon, I asked my mate if he wanted me to get anything for him as I was popping to the store. He asked for some Marlboro. I said "What if they don't have any Marlboro?" and he said "Well just get anything"

As they had no Marlboro, do you think I did the right thing by getting him a pork-pie?

Uncle Kram wrote: This afternoon, I asked my mate if he wanted me to get anything for him as I was popping to the store. He asked for some Marlboro. I said "What if they don't have any Marlboro?" and he said "Well just get anything"

As they had no Marlboro, do you think I did the right thing by getting him a pork-pie?




She wont know Unc:rolleyes:

you're both certifiable. :p

SnoozeControl wrote: That might've worked if the pork was smoked.


So sharp! - you make a razor blade seem blunt!

SnoozeControl wrote: You think that's good, you should see my response to your email question.


Just looked in my diary from last November

"........day one - Watch that Snooze Control - he/she looks like trouble..."

lady cop wrote: you're both certifiable. :p


I think a new different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling." It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something! Are you with me ?

you live solely to annoy me don't you???? *sob* :yh_cry :yh_frustr

Frozen turkeys?







What?



:D

agggghhhhhhh!!! :yh_rotfl

Clancy wrote: *Kind of related to that, Total Embarrassment thread*



There was a guy who got arrested over here in the 90's for having sex with pavements. (sidewalks)

....how does someone get so messed up sexually that performing with a pavement becomes attractive to them?

Do you think that's the way to cement a relationship ?

.......or, do you think there's mortar to that kinda relationship than meets the eye?
Was he drawn to the pavement of the cracks between?

Lady Cop

What do these 3 things have in common ?



A plate of spaghetti



A trombone



A willow tree

Dont pm me just answer the question detective :wah:

the letter A :p

:rolleyes:

No you werent right

now you're not getting a birthday pressie.

stop it

awwwww...how do you do it? make me feel guilty? you'll get a pressie. i am such a sap.

Hi Lady cop, did you miss me, LOL?